[:|Nikki|:] {{{sisa}}} [lele] {{{uwt}}}

I'm brutally honest, so please don't ask me a question if you don't really want to know the truth cause I'll kick you in the nuts if you cry && say, "Now that’s something to cry about!" [no joke, I've seen me do it.] I don't drink or do drugs because I'm afraid the little leprechaun at the end of it will eat my organs. I strive for classy not trashy. I have turrets but it only occurs when I'm 1,427 feet underwater with out an oxygen tank. My attention span && short term memory is that of a gold fish. [lele] I feel like spider man when I'm in a box. I am allergic to hotdogs. I am a wonderful liar but don't like to use my powers for evil, && I bet you just believed that. I can't lick my nose but I can lick yours. I have an appetite that only can be satisfied by cheese cake. My father told me I was going to hell so I converted to Jew deism/Transcendentalism and said, "Hope you like your hell, my religion doesn't have that." Pork makes me cringe. I have the dirty, manipulative mind of an ex con, but am good enough to be a parents wet dream. Lollipops make me want to take a shower. I like players because they remind me of myself. I know all the tricks, yet fall for them every time. I love storms but hate getting wet. I am very level headed for crazy person. I am probably the dirtiest person with OCD. My faith in god will be returned when he slaps me on the butt && says, “Good game” after a performance. I hate all holidays that don’t begin in H. I didn’t know what stress was until I woke up screaming && realized I hadn’t fallen asleep yet. I swear like whore that just slept with a sailor && didn’t get paid. I’ve been called a heartless bitch && told I care too much by the same person. I am just like a sweet little angle but I can’t seem to stop saying, “Jesus fucking Christ!” I always have a serious face on but I am really smiling on the inside. I think/say things that would make Lisa Lampanely blush. My life is full of the same complications just different situations && I'm Mcloven every minute of it. && if this doesn’t sum [Spider] Nikki {Butt} up in a nut shell then ask me something you have been longing to know about me && I will tell you that dirty little secret that will make your knees quiver.