TwirlyWhirly

A Hundred torrents rise From the surge my soul within The Heavens in glad surprise Stand still to behold me Spin......*** Im succumbing to the pressure (but not social constraints to spell correctly) of all my friends having much cooler intro's than me. So here goes my new improved attempt at cheeky-ness....... Im a badass, that gets really sad and self-depreciative sometimes. But then i snap back to being a badass. Im the girl with her nose in the air, so no one will figure out how insecure i am.Im a closet southern belle (trapped in Ohio) Ok, so that part wasnt new, but this is: I have two natural given talents first, selling shit in parking lots (always legal of course) 1 for $3, 2 for $5 baby!!!! My other talent is the ability to spin in circles for nauseating amounts of time. Interestingly enough, I can only go one direction though.I hate feet, and like to pretend that myself and all other humans dont have them. Yet, Im Steve Maddens whore. Chloe's feet are still innocent enough that i love them. But they are on their way to corrupt-ville...... Im smarter than i appear, and I like it that way. I talk a mean game, I walk a mean game, my ability to back up said game is still unknown. I love black jelly beans, and if you dont, you should send me all of yours. I am a shitty, agressive, and angry driver. Dont get in my way b/c I am probably messing with my ipod while typing a txt message. And lord help anyone or thing near me when im in reverse. I have over 2400 songs on my pod, more than half are Phish. I made Trey Anastasio laugh (I swear you can hear it on the CD) while he sang Bathtub Gin in the 'nasti in '01. I have never had my heart broken like I did watching those buses drive up that hill in Coventry. Im fascinated with midgets, little people, dwarves. I know, its wrong and politically incorrect, but dammit, they amaze me. Im so freakin' short, im not far from being one myself, so back off! I love clearing the lint out of the trap in the dryer. I am well on my way to crazy cat lady status. Im now up to 3. I miss my Pug, but my mom wont give him back. Im a Social Worker so that I cant wallow in my own self pity for long. My hair is having a race, will it all fall out, or go gray first. Im rooting for gray.
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Pog mo thoin
Pog mo thoin - 'Kiss my ass.'You're one tough bastard, and if anyone doesn't like it, they can kiss your ass. You enjoy fighting and causing grievous bodily harm. Hey! What are you lookin' at, punk?
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