depressing |
My brother's baby is really fucked up. No one knows whats wrong with her at all. I was underthe impression that she was getting a lot better, but that's not the case. 5-10 times a day she has some kin...
Posted by TTYN on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:08:00 PST |
R.I.P. you sneaker freak, jump shooting bastard. |
Bye Pete. We're all going to miss you, buddy... Who knows why the good ones always get taken so soon? Maybe, you were just too good for this shitty orb. Hope you met the great fa...
Posted by TTYN on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 11:55:00 PST |
desirable |
Lately, the gays have been all over me. The guy ones I mean. It happens, no big deal, but they've stepped up their efforts lately and have become more aggresive. Ok, fine, whatever, I get it, I look g...
Posted by TTYN on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 09:38:00 PST |
CSI: Sheboygan |
Yesterday, I was admonished by an officer for a "California stop." It was weird. I wasn't eating a rice cake and I didn't have my agent on the line. He let me go, but it got me thinking. Doother state...
Posted by TTYN on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 08:23:00 PST |
How do I know if my shampoo is causing "buildup?" |
Dear Billabong,
You claim to be a "surf" company, yet every time I wear your bathing suits while actually surfing I get terrible penis rash. After a few days surfing down in Hatteras it ...
Posted by TTYN on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 05:28:00 PST |
Blogstipation be gone. |
Holy crap, I just heard someone use the phrase "Southern Trespass" today.
That's the funniest shit ever!
Also, I want to get serious, briefly. Unless my planets on my Zodiac chart are all twiste...
Posted by TTYN on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 03:38:00 PST |
Are you into disemboweled asians? |
So, I went and saw the exhibit, "The Universe Within" the other day. From what I gather there's 5 or so of these exhibits touring the U.S. right now. Actually, this is pretty old news for most of the ...
Posted by TTYN on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 10:00:00 PST |
What energy bar is right for me? |
Look folks, I'm not wild about the commute either, ok? Traffic sucks. We can agree on this. However, If I need to get one lane over and I'm staring you in the face and driving w/ my blinker on for a q...
Posted by TTYN on Wed, 17 May 2006 11:24:00 PST |
Tips on being an American |
There's been a lot of talk about mexicans becoming Americans, recently. So I've decided to help out an offer free tips on how to better blend in. Actually, these tips can be helpful for anyone tr...
Posted by TTYN on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 12:27:00 PST |
PC |
My dad belong to a "Scottish society." Isn't that just a p.c. way of saying you believe in white supremacy?
Posted by TTYN on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:20:00 PST |
