Birthday Weekend Quote List |
"Oh no, you're sleeping with me because you're the only one who won't molest me."-Me to Mara"I can smoke oregano and piss all day.""Do you like the beach? I can tell.""And you don't even know how old ...
Posted by Tess© on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 12:30:00 PST |
Stop looking back! |
So you know how we can never really know how other people see us? I mean, maybe if you were to be followed around by a video camera for an extended period of time like those d-bags on the Real World y...
Posted by Tess© on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 01:22:00 PST |
Is this why I’m unsuccessful? |
Ah, sibling rivalry. Relentless competition, name-calling, hair-pulling and blame-shifting plague households with two or more children everywhere. Can't we all just get along?Well, sure, sometimes. Bu...
Posted by Tess© on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 09:51:00 PST |
Top quotes from last night |
1. Did the cats do it?
2. I don't care what's between your legs, if you look like a woman, I'm not sleeping with you.
3. You have a hair dryer?
He stole it from Best Western.
4. There's a rodent.
Is i...
Posted by Tess© on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 08:46:00 PST |
Random |
Michael from the Sopranos says:
They say there's no two people on Earth exactly the same. No two faces, no two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? 'Cause they would have to ge...
Posted by Tess© on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:11:00 PST |
