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Smash McSass

Always shakin' it cuz that's how the fabulous roll...

About Me

Layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts I am a fabulous, festive, fashionable, creative, chaotic, playful, intriguing, outgoing woman who lives in the moment! I am also brutally honest and extremely sarcastic, but I usually mean well. My friends would probably describe me as quirky, debaucherous, disorganized and loyal...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ashley
Birthday: March 17th
Birthplace: Grand Forks, North Dakota
Current Location: Minneapolis
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: It depends on what I am doing...
Your Heritage: Norwegian and Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Purple tweed Steve Madden heels w/floral applique
Your Weakness: shopping
Your Fears: bugs, snakes, public restrooms, failure
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, mushrooms, black olives, xtra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Financial freedom
Thoughts First Waking Up: Do I have to?
Your Best Physical Feature: My smile
Your Bedtime: Anywhere from 11-3 depending on the night
Your Most Missed Memory: My first few years of college
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonald's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Only if I am highly intoxicated and don't know any better
Do you Swear: Only when I'm driving
Do you Sing: no
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Already been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you think you are Attractive: I prefer fabulous, but yes :)
Are you a Health Freak: No- I like junk food and martinis

Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, now that I am out of the house
Do you like Thunderstorms: No
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: More than I should
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No- The idea of ingesting raw fish is highly nauseating
In the past month have you been on Stage: Does a podium count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but I did run around a house naked
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A pen from work
Ever been Drunk: Too many times to count
Ever been called a Tease: Often
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: When I was five
How do you want to Die: In my sleep when I am 110
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A princess
What country would you most like to Visit: Greece
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: 6'2"
Weight: Toned, but not huge- That's too scary
Best Clothing Style: Urban
Number of Drugs I have taken: Enough to know better now
Number of CDs I own: 100
Number of Piercings: 3 (ears and navel)
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None
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Your Seduction Style: Siren
You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many.
The minute you meet anyone, you can make them crave you almost immediately.
You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss.
A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract.
You're a Playful Kisser
Kissing is a huge game for you, a way to flirt and play
You're the first one to suggest playing spin the bottle at a party
Or you'll go for the wild kiss during a game of truth or dare
And you're up for kissing any sexy stranger if the mood is right! What Kind of Kisser Are You?
You Are a Bright Star Soul
Like a shining star, you have no trouble being the center of attention
In fact, you often feel a bit hurt when all eyes aren't on you
You need to be number one in everything, no matter how trivial
And it's this ego that both hurts your confidence and helps you acheive
You're dramatic and a powerhouse of pure energy
You posess a divine quality or uniqueness that's hard to define
A natural performer, it's likely you'll become famous in some circles.
Just learn not to take everyone's reaction to you so personally!
Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul and Prophet Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?Take the quiz:
Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You?

Ta me bitseach mealltach
Ta me bitseach mealltach - 'I'm a sexy bitch.'You're hot stuff, or at least you think you are. You can usually be found in front of a mirror or shopping for the latest fashions so you can be the hottest thing to walk into the club tonight. Now, if only you could find a date...
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Your Brain's Pattern
You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy.
You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts.
People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused.
But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination. What Pattern Is Your Brain? Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

In my free time I enjoy writing fiction, oil painting, fashion sketching, shopping, sleeping, going out to restaurants/ clubs with my friends. I also love to travel. There is something truly amazing about venturing out of your comfort zone and becoming fully immersed in another culture. Thus far I have been fortunate enough to have visited England, Scotland (my family resides there), Ireland, France, Mexico, Cuba (studying politics w/ the University of St. Thomas), Portugal,Africa and Greece....

I'd like to meet:

Fun, confident, laid-back people who know what they are looking for in life. Anyone who is not afraid to truly be themself. People who are creative or quirky. People who know how to cut loose and be absolutely ridiculous. People who aren't posers. People who know how to make a mean cocktail. People who create their own mold.... I also wouldn't mind meeting Paris Hilton, Gwen Stefani, Steve Martin, Adam Sandler, The PussyCat Dolls, Oprah, Samuel L. Jackson, John Travolta, Kanye West, Quentin Tarantino, Cher, and anyone else who is talented and intriguing.Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

Music:

I love to listen to anything that makes me want to get up and dance (Techno, Hip Hop, D&B) Right now I am currently loving Gwen Stefani and Kanye West. I will listen to most musical genres, except for country. Country music drives me absolutely crazy and makes me want to drive my car off a bridge. No thanks. Some other favorites: Morcheeba, Paolo Nutini, Jamiroquai, Cold Play, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Steve Miller Band, 311, Cake, Sublime, Jack Johnson, Stone Temple Pilots, Jane's Addiction, Lenny Kravitz, Beastie Boys, Ricky Martin, Madonna,Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez, Benny Benassi, Seb Fontaine, Judge Jules, Paul Oakenfold, Paul Van Dyk, Carl Cox, Dieselboy, Daft Punk, Eminem, Ashanti, Portishead, Notorious B.I.G., Busta Rhymes, Nelly,Rage, Gorillaz... Latin music (because it reminds me of Cuba) I could go on all day, but I don't have the patience. :)

Movies:

I love to watch movies- particulary on Sundays when I am wore out from a ridiculous weekend out on the town with my friends!I would have to say that I have a fondess for horror flicks and comedies, but I will watch almost anything. Some old favorites in no particular order whatsoever: Reservoir Dogs, Sliding Doors, Office Space, When Harry Met Sally, Borat, Anchorman, Catch Me If You Can, Domino, Scream, Goodfellas,A Dirty Shame, The Amityville Horror House, House of 1000 Corpses, The Wedding Singer, Happy Gilmore, Requiem for a Dream,City Slickers, Silence of the Lambs, Fight Club, Cocktail, Dirty Dancing, My Blue Heaven, The Jerk, A Christmas Story, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Ground Hog's Day, The Skeleton Key, Some Like It Hot, The Fifth Element, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Super Troopers, Great Expectations, Almost Famous, Van Wilder and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas to name a few...

Television:

I honestly don't watch a lot of T.V. In fact, I don't even have cable. I would much rather spend my time painting or reading. When I do indulge in sheer mindless entertainment I enjoy watching Law & Order S.V.U, CSI, That 70's show and extreme home makeover shows.

Books:

Reading is a delicious respite from reality. Unfortunately, I haven't had the luxury of time to kick back and enjoy a good book lately. Tales from the City is a great book written by Armistad Maupin in 1979. This book follows a young girl on her journey to San Franiciso where she befriends unique and crazy tenants living in her building.I also enjoyed reading The Notebook and The Beach. These books are easy reads that are nice for lounging on the beach with whilst sipping an oversized umbrella drink.I am currently reading Watching the English. This book is written by a British anthropologist who uncovers the cultural nuances between the British and the rest of the world. Being both British and American, I find her observations both hilarious and insightful!I also love to read books that help me improve my writing skills and motivational levels.

Heroes:

Anyone who has the courage and tenacity to pursue that which they love. I would also like to give special thanks to the inventors of Kraft macaroni and cheese and Hidden Valley ranch dressing, without which I would probably starve to death!

My Blog

hmm...

What People Think of Your Mouth People see you as both genuine and spontaneous.You really love life, and it shows. You are easy to get to know.You tend to have a wide circle of friends, and many ...
Posted by Smash McSass on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:13:00 PST

My Values.... hmmm....

Your Values Profile Loyalty:You value loyalty a fair amount.You're loyal to your friends... to a point.But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties.Staying true to others is importan...
Posted by Smash McSass on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 05:30:00 PST

A Letter to Lindsay

A Letter to Lindsay By Ashley Dow I cannot comprehend the pain that you must have been going through, but if it is anywhere near what your family and friends are experiencing after your loss, than it ...
Posted by Smash McSass on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:55:00 PST

Ugh

Those of you who know me are aware that I am not easily angered, but lately, I seem to be on a short leash. Maybe it's because I can't drive any more, thereby rendering obselete my usual obscenities t...
Posted by Smash McSass on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:01:00 PST

survey answers

1. I've come to realize that my ex... Was for the most part, a waste of four perfectly fabulous years of my life and not worth my energy anymore2. I am listening to... Silence, which is beautiful afte...
Posted by Smash McSass on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 04:26:00 PST

Ouch!

So, at the rate things are going, I am a bit concerned that I may not make it back to the States in one piece!  Allow me to divulge this morning's little adventure... I was ready to jump into a n...
Posted by Smash McSass on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 04:22:00 PST

My friend Jeff is totally amazing...

So, I am already aware of how truly amazing my friends in Minneapolis are, but I was particularly touched by this blog that Jeff posted.  For those of you who are not familiar with our ridic...
Posted by Smash McSass on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 02:10:00 PST

Because I am still without a tv....

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?2 scars on the front of my left shin- Crashing my Vespa into a brick wall!2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?I sleep in a converted celler (aka cave)  s...
Posted by Smash McSass on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 11:46:00 PST

Random thoughts

So, I have decided that moving is comparable to death.  At first, your friends and family all mourn your departure, expressing their love for you often while reminiscing with fellow friends.about...
Posted by Smash McSass on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:04:00 PST

Noodles...

So, I was just getting ready to make a delicious heaping plate of spaghetti when to my horror I discovered that my noodle package read "carb solutions".  I mean seriously, if you are going t...
Posted by Smash McSass on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 11:42:00 PST