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Jaye

Twisted

About Me

Your life will improve exponentially once I leave.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

all my selves

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Casablanca, Spaceballs, Office Space, Young Frankenstein, Girl on a Bridge, Breakfast at Tiffany's, All About Eve, Donnie Darko, Kung Pow, anything with Viggo Mortenson, Run Lola Run

Television:

Is a waste of time

Books:

Silent Power, Many Lives, Many Masters, Other Lives Other Selves, The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove, Why We Lie, Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story,

Heroes:

My Soul, for chosing this life, and my human self, for learning the lessons chosen. John Walsh...

My Blog

Running With Scissors

My family is absolutely perfect.
Posted by Jaye on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 12:37:00 PST

Sleepenheimer

Okay, so today it was 5:06 PM that I awoke from my slumber. What in Gay Hell!!! I started out sleeping untill 12:30, no biggie really. Then it moved into 1:00, 1:56, then two pm. Now THIS??...
Posted by Jaye on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 02:44:00 PST

Farewell

Goodbye Steve. You were one of a miniscule number of humans who found their path in this world and touched millions of souls. You made us laugh, you made us less afraid and more aware of things w...
Posted by Jaye on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:00:00 PST

Death and Wills

Weird when you get an email from your Mom that says, "let's have dinner and talk about your portion of the will." Time runs low for us all.
Posted by Jaye on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 10:28:00 PST

My Theory IS True

I just saw the new Zach Braff movie "The Last Kiss" and it proves my theory. Someone WILL cheat. It doesn't matter how beautiful you are, how much he loves you, how happy you are together, how pe...
Posted by Jaye on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 10:34:00 PST

Three Days in the Hole

So Ive been sick as a DOG the last three days. Sleeping and reading and watching countless hours of Spongebob Squarepants. Hopped up on Dayquil, which actually makes me sleepy, probably the LACK...
Posted by Jaye on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 05:34:00 PST

Splits and Straddles

So I'm doing stretches, splits and straddles on the beach yesterday. I strategically place myself in an isolated and deserted area, for peace, energy reception and solitude. With Big Threatening ...
Posted by Jaye on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:00:00 PST

Sweaty.......Like my loooove

Damn. Jax is HOT! !!!!!  I'd forgotten a little.  
Posted by Jaye on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:31:00 PST

I Miss My Room

I miss the blistering heat of my un-air-conditioned room in Jax. I miss my 65 pairs of pants. I miss Bradford VanBemmell the Jack Russell. I miss my roommate. I miss my room..... The personality-...
Posted by Jaye on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 08:14:00 PST

So there's this guy.....

So I met a boy. He's big and deliscious and from North Carolina, so you know how that olde skool southern accent can disarm a girl. Hand's that put you where you NEED to be. tee hee hee. A c...
Posted by Jaye on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 01:54:00 PST