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About Me

Why the hell are you here? Go to the damn NEKRIST page!!! I like the devil, he's pretty bad ass! I really like crazy f'd up stuff, like home surgery "Someone get the iron!". I am a professional roadey for Nekrist,GO SEE THEM!!!
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My Interests

I can solve a Rubik's Cube 77 seconds, beat that! I have a hard time not using exclamation points, bare with me! I love my bike! Its a 93 Harley-Davidson FXR Superglide, black on black. I make it a point to ride as much as possible. There is nothing better than flying down a country road on a Harley-Davidson! It is the feeling of death, throwing caution into the wind, jumping on top of a big ass engine with nothing but a glorified brain bucket between you and oblivion, and smiling the whole time. If you haven't left my page yet, beware, you could go to hell just by association. I've pretty much condemed all of my friends to an eternity of getting poked and prodded by angry ass demons! This things gonna be the death of us all!

I'd like to meet:

Some crazy bikers !!!..

Music:

Gwar St. Diablo Metallica, Pantera, and NuckleDragger!

Movies:

Dark Days (Its a documentary of homeless people living underground in NY, CRAZY SHIT!), City of Lost Children, The Wall, The Grudge, Akira (the old one with Leonardo's voice for Kenada, not the new one!!!), Troy, House of 1,000 corpses (the sequal sucked!), Tombstone, Natural Born Killers, and Sling Blade.

Television:

It's rotting my feable mind, oh wait, Real World 28 is on!!!

Books:

Warghoul by Dave Brokie! I don't think it exists any more, you'd have to ask Dave, but it was awesome! THE DIRT by Motley Crue!!! The best book ever! You really can't out do Motley Crue, every crazy thing you've done, they've done it first, faster, and more f'd up. Nekrist had a Chirtmas tree covered in beer cans, whiskey bottles, guitar string, and gun shells. On new years I drug it into the alley (drunk) and lit it on fire. Motley Crue had a tree with beer cans, whiskey bottles, gun shells, tampons, condoms, and syringes, which they burned in the street!!! I don't know why I even try!!! (I really like exclamation points!!!!) Hey Nikki, I love SATAN too!!!! 666

Heroes:

The first black guy in NY to get arrested for saying "Nigger"! You rock on with your bad self!

My Blog

Best survey ever!

A guns at your head for all of them, in fact it's a 45 bitch!1. You have to give a hummer to one of them a. Corky from "Life goes on" b. Stephen Hawking, he's smarter than me ...
Posted by The Angriest American on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 06:06:00 PST

Mud... lots and lots of mud!

All right, as most of you know, I am a redneck, nuff said. I own an 86 Ford Bronco! (Screw your piece of crap Chevy Blazer, Bronco's are the shit) It's like bogg'n on a 4-wheel drive couch...
Posted by The Angriest American on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 03:41:00 PST

I think I'm growing a new leg

Yeah, so the jigs up, I fucked my leg up pretty bad! I was wrastlin Johny, I only vaugly remember exactly how it broke. Some Commi leg sweep or something shitty like that! My left an...
Posted by The Angriest American on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 09:29:00 PST

Interesting Places to Poop

Alright, I've crapped in some pertty good spots, so let me recall the highlights! Most recently, I was on the roof, shooting off fireworks for Independence Day (It's fucking called "Independence Day",...
Posted by The Angriest American on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 02:27:00 PST

Unholy Baptisms on 6-6-6

Yeah, so Teddow, Massie, and I decided to baptize each other into SATAN's army today! We brought Mr. Beer Bong along to assist! The baptism consisted of some satanic shit and bonging a Bud...
Posted by The Angriest American on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 03:24:00 PST

The 2nd drunkest man in Jerusalem

All righty beer bong fans, I have set the bar at a blistering 200% ! ! ! Yes, I hear the gears turning and smell the smoke, do the math, thats 20 mother fucking beers in a day via Mr. Beer Bong!...
Posted by The Angriest American on Wed, 31 May 2006 03:32:00 PST

100% Normal!

Last night I achieved the upper epsilon of beer bonging! 10 for the day! Thats among MANY other beers and shots! 100% satisfaction! DO IT ! !
Posted by The Angriest American on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 02:23:00 PST

Revising the drunk scale!

So I have derived a new means of calculating beer bongs! Every time you take one, you become 10% happier (or more normal)! Last night, I was 50% happier! Today, I was 20% happier by ...
Posted by The Angriest American on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 11:00:00 PST

Beer Bong Scenario!

As many of you know, I have recently acquired a really sweet beer bong! You can see a picture of it on my page! I also recently cut the living fuck out of Teddow (accident, I think, I real...
Posted by The Angriest American on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 01:43:00 PST

Best Survey Ever ! ! ! Yours truely!

A guns at your head for all of them, in fact it's a 45 bitch!1. You have to give a hummer to one of them [ ] Corky from "Life goes on"[ ] Steven Hawkings, he's smarter than me[ ] Mikey Jackson (I've g...
Posted by The Angriest American on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 09:09:00 PST