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kevin

pretty new around these parts, so be patient.....I am

About Me

I remove beach sand from thongs, I am available for the stalking, Damsels in distress and full body massages are a speciality, foreign wars quashed, and dictators overthrown.....free bikini waxes available on request......

My Interests

the female of the species has always been an interest....Canoeing, Motorcycles, fishing, hunting, the usual guy things i guess....

I'd like to meet:

most everybody....in lew of that a really really rich lady that would love to spend hordes of money on me lol......or.......someone that loves to laugh ......either or......it's all good.....

Music:

yup, listen to it, and on occasion i dance to it......I've got my BSD....(batchlor of square dancing) and my BRD...... (batchlor of round dancing)

Movies:

Midnight Express/Boondog Saints/ The Green Mile/ Shawshank Redemtion/Finding Nemo/Shreck

Television:

eeeeeeyuuuuup, got two in the house

Books:

WHAT ?????after school was done??? are you nuts???lol

Heroes:

That would be my MOM...Jake/AKA Shooter, two of the strongest people I have ever known.

My Blog

The Way I was Raised

Remeber your mother And, "I shall return!"  "Never surrender!" And, we all linve and learn.   Hail to the party And , "crazy as a loon" Life as we know it Will be over too soon.!  ...
Posted by kevin on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 08:39:00 PST

Some of the things I've seen over the years

I've seen a man shot, And a 12 lbs trout my daughter caught.   I've seen Plagurism, Animalistic Magnaism, Cynicism and unfounded Critisism.   I've seen an inverted Goose, and a Murdere...
Posted by kevin on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 08:34:00 PST

101 Things about ME (as I see them)

1.   I  am a middle child 2.   I liked school 3.   I got stapped 9 times while there 4.   I didn't like that much 5.   I have lots of guns 6.&nb...
Posted by kevin on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 08:32:00 PST

It's a Country Sunday Morning (nothing quite like it in Vancouver Sweetheart)

It's a country sunday monring And the creaking of the bed, Greets my morning Alpine and Clamato An intrusion over head.   So I take my smokes and craving To enjoy the great outdoor, No traffic li...
Posted by kevin on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 08:07:00 PST

I Believe In Santa Clause

Ok, so I let my mind wander a bit by times.......lol, Iffn you think it takes a while to read it, think how long it took to write it, never mind how long to type the damn thing. lmao   I ventured...
Posted by kevin on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 08:00:00 PST

My view of a Redneck

Smeone calls him a Redneck For the issues he proudly portrays, They accuse him of being a bigot Of being too set in his ways.   They smile at the way that he dresses And call him both uncout...
Posted by kevin on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 07:53:00 PST

with six guns blazing

I brought this over from my other site, it was a morning last winter..................      so the morning transpired something like this   we were up at 8,   br...
Posted by kevin on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 07:50:00 PST