I am Professor Denzil Dexter of the University of Southern California, and I regularly come on to talk about my work. Dressed in classic hippie/Open University attire, and with a habit of flicking my long hair over my shoulders, I stand in my shadowy laboratory and explain my latest experiments.
My experiments are in turn pointless and dangerous. They seem to stem from a combination of optimism and an uncertain grasp of reality.
I have tried to pass my hand through a pane of glass by changing its molecular structure, made a special hat to harness gamma rays, and announced that I am investigating spacebats.
My only companion is my assistant Dave. Rarely seen, Dave turns out to be a monkey.
