I am the best at everything. I torment my long-suffering children, Peter and Toby, with constant challenges they can never live up to. Sport is my biggest interest - from cricket, to tennis and fishing. Not to mention weight-lifting and monopoly. Once, at a swimming pool, I challenged my two young children to a race. Instead of giving them a chance, I haired off across the pool then waited smugly for my stuggling sprogs to catch up.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Anyone who can beat me at anything.
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