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B Knight

The lilies look weird by the gate

About Me

I would bare knuckle fight the Pope if he talked about my Addidas in a negative tone. My favorite things in life are asian women, Tony Hawk Pro Skater Music, and Zubaz pants, and my last meal on Earf would be sloppy Josephs, Ovaltine, and a Cinnabon made of rock and roll. HOORAY! Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds..This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editor

My Interests

Being a Guitar Hero, Nintendo and the lovely 8 bit music that comes with it, writin', readin', writin' about readin', Predator (the first one), wanting my MTV, being a Faster Blaster Master, writing the next great American (or Lithuanian) screenplay, milk and cereal, and cereal and milk

I'd like to meet:

Kurt Vonnegut, Minka, Stalin, Tony Jaa, Andrew Jackson, Shaft, Simon Belmont, Count Chocula (the man, not the myth) Harry B, Director, Waldo (Where's Waldo, Waldo) Necro (From a distance), Jack Bauer, and you in the future, year 2007! (I hear that the price of gas for a flying car will skyrocket into the tens of thousands ( of yen)

Music:

Circle of Tyrants, the Beatles, Rodcar, Fred Flinston and Barney Rubble sing the Blue Box Blues, Kikkoman soy sauce, Japanese Music where a woman says "Yumi Yumi" at least once in the song, sea noises, Now That's What I Call Chamber Music Vol 2. The Electric Slide, The music they play at weddings, you know, crap.

Movies:

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My Movie Personality
My Top Rated Movies

Category My Ratings
Blockbusters OK
Comedies Good
Action Good
Love OK
More Stuff Good

How do we compare? Take the quiz

Check out my page on Flixster - add me if u r on!
http://losthomey1.flixster.com
.. FLIXSTER MCT RESULTS END -Apocalpyse Now, Taxi Driver, Big Trouble in Little China, Kill Bill Vol. 1 AND 2, Adaptation, The Wizard, Over the Top, Michael Jackson's Moonwalker, This is Spinal Tap, Snapple Ice Tea the film, Casino, Battle Royale, House of 1000 Corpses, Cabin Fever, Every thing by Kubrick, except Eyes Wide Shut, that sucked, The Magical Mystery Tour, The Devil Made Me Do It, Time Bandits, Children of Men..

Television:

24, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Duckman, The Critic, The Alfred Hitchcock Hour, One Step Beyond, Parker Lewis Can't Lose, Brisco County Jr., Earthworm Jim, The Twilight Zone, House, Speed Racer, Wonder Showzen, exploitation shows on FOX, like when they pit midgets against an elephant to pull a school bus, Herman's Head

Books:

Crime and Punishment, The Fountainhead, Atlas Shrugged, Darkness at Noon, A Brave New World, Everything by Vonnegut, The Trial, The Stranger, the Plague, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Watchmen

Heroes:

Kurt Vonnegut, Minka...Um...Michael Duckakis?..

My Blog

DJ Jazzy Jeff interview

In a day and time when a rapper's production can make or break a career, the man behind the mixing boards has now become the quintessential component to creating classic records. In turn, this has oft...
Posted by B Knight on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 03:47:00 PST

Dont wake Daddy was the Candy Land of My Generation

There have been worse ideas for board games besides Don't Wake Daddy, but that game was called Hungry Hungry Hippos, and it made millions, so I won't go into that.   But besides those hedonisti...
Posted by B Knight on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:05:00 PST

Speaking at Kurt's funeral. The one I'm holding in my garage

Alright, alright, everybody sit down, sit down. This is a FUNERAL for crepe's sake, not a burlesque house&that's at six. Hokay, now that everybody's settled, I think it's time to take a toast to my de...
Posted by B Knight on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:21:00 PST

A link to my book (A-gain)

Some of you have told me that you want to read some of my first novel, Sojourn on the Sun (Actually, nobody's told me that, but, in the interest of my self-esteem, I will just believe that you ha...
Posted by B Knight on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:07:00 PST

Come one, come all, to Uncle Ben's Player's Ball

Everybody knows Uncle Ben's a pimp. With Aunt Jemima on one arm, and Sara Lee on the other ("Cause nobody doesn't liker her, fool!") Uncle Ben has single-handedly made the rice business his bitch and ...
Posted by B Knight on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:38:00 PST

The Fate of saying words like Chingo Blingo

I have a best friend. He is a strange fellow who makes up words and does spinning roundhouse kicks but only raises his leg up a quarter of the way, so his foot only reaches the calf of the person he's...
Posted by B Knight on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:02:00 PST

I Beat Leprosy!

Many of you may not have known this (including myself), but I actually had leprosy. And if my idea for why I got it in the first place serves me correctly, which it probably doesn't, the reason I acqu...
Posted by B Knight on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 12:39:00 PST

Im not doing it, Im not doing it, Im not doing it (And by it, I mean, selling my Goosebumps

The other day, while I was writing a blog entry (whooooa, Meeeetaaaa), my mom told me, and these were her exact words, "Snoop Doggy Dogg needs to get a jobby job," with the name Snoop referring to me,...
Posted by B Knight on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:16:00 PST

Rich Knight interviews...Rich Knight? Keep reading.

Hello, my name is Rich Knight. Most people who know me know that already. They'll say, "Hey, Rich Knight, how's the book (http://sojournonthesun.com/)coming along?" and I'll say, "Good, haven't sold i...
Posted by B Knight on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 12:21:00 PST

In My Next Life, I Hope to Come Back as Either a Dictator or the phrase Oh no, you sunk my bat

What does the afterlife hold for us? Actually, scrap that last sentence. I think an even better question would be, is there an afterlife at all, or just a supermarket aisle full of dim lights over the...
Posted by B Knight on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 10:52:00 PST