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Dakoda The Baby

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About Me

10 months old and still got what woman call... sexyiness! That's right girls, my eyes are to die for! You wanna know how to make me love you? Do you? Huh, huh? A big o' nice warm.... bottle! Plus, I could go for some delicious food to grub on. I don't want no dairy infested, cheese baked, yogurt smelling, milk based, by products. You got me??? I'm lactose and in case you don't know what that means, I'm talking to you valley girls, it means I get a bad reaction to dairy products, allergic wise you dumb azz hoe. I'll talk to you how I want or I'll smack you upside those pretty little lips of yours. I got power baby. Power in my arms, hands, and my eyes! Sexy back is my thang! Move over Justin Timberlake... Dakoda is in the hizzouse, byatch!

My Interests

Colors. What you got a problem with colors? I don't. Bright bitch! They better be bright or you won't be around tonight! Better get me my Fruit Loops too byatch or else!

Your Pimp Name Is...
Mister Slap That Bottle Outta Ya Mouth Byotch What's Your Pimp Name?

I'd like to meet:

Well me and my homie Sean Preston (you know Britney Spears son) we like to roll with the homies. That's right our strollers are on dubs and got 14 karat gold rims yo! We want to meet some hotties no matter how old you are. Well actually, past 45... you ain't got a chance! HAHA. Am I right Sean? Plus, I wouldn't mind meeting Angelina Jolie, Hugh Hefner... I'll make sure those playboy bunnies know what a really babe is like, no offense Hef but somebody has to take your job when you leave this place. I'll do just right. One rule though yo, my momma and dadda get to come along and live there too! That's straight gangsta foo! Gots to take care of my mom and pop! Now, last but not least, I would love to meet one person more than any... that bitch that jacked that my money! LOL j/k. Seriously though, Just anyone that is cool and won't screw over my folks or me. If you ain't legit, I'll let you know it! Peace out homies!I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

Music:

Who you think is really going to bring sexy back? By the time, I'm 18 baby, Justin Timberlake ain't got nothing on me and right now... I'm still sexy!
Sexy Back ( Justin Timberlake ) by flycodes.com

Movies:

There was this one that.... well, uh, you know. The one with all the cars, Hey dad, what was that called??? Oh yeah, Cars. Larry the Cable Guy was hil-Larry-ous! LOL get it... LOL

Television:

Uh, anything with lots of colors!

Books:

Well the most recent one I chewed on was Superman or was it Blues Clues? I don't know. Is that what you were lookin for?

Heroes:

That one foo that promised me a..... uh, I forgot. Well other than him, my momma and dadda are my number ones. Backed up from them is any other family member. Anybody outside that circle, well you got to get special recognition from me... you got a bottle for me??? Didn't think so. Hi Aunt Lisa, you know which one I'm talking about. So what song are you going to sing for me next? Aunt Shan-Shan, you better get that hot tub running for me. This back pain of mine is... lol, I don't got any pain, but get it cooking. Thank ya, love ya hot rod!