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LORD NOSEBLEED

I WON'T ADD YOU IF YOUR UGLY

About Me

I am so fucking cool it hurts. I am the active leader of a cult and everyone should join. Please send me a message if you would like to join. It is a great cult as far as cults go. All you have to do is protect me from wild animals. You get a free hair cut if you join!!!! So if your interested in joining the cult of the BOOGAN send me a message, and i will asign you a name and fill you in the rest of the details of the cult. I think it will also lead up to a big party in middle of the country if i get enough members. I already have chapters in California, Wisconny, Minnesota, Michigan, New York and its still growing!!! So do your self a service by joining so your not left out.

My Interests

Going to jail to learn how to break out. Converting MacGyvers hair to a wig. Finding the true answer to why gays hate ugly people, and getting millions of people to join my cult!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who will join my cult. Maybe Anna Nicole so i can kill her fat Trim-spa schilling soul and yell at the top of my lungs DIE DIE YOU STUPID FATASS YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAT AND WORTHLESS, unless of course Anna Nicole will join my cult. Ladies join my cult just for the simple fact they can kiss me instead of an old man.

Music:

Mindless self indulgence, Devo, American Headcharge, Eye Hate God, CULT MUSIC ( whatever the fuck that is), Mudvayne, Lamb of god, Guns'n'Roses, Pantera, Aphex Twin, Prodigy, LCD Soundsystem, Rhymesayers( thanks Jason) , Wu-Tang Clan, BIGBABY JESUS DIRTMCGIRT OL DIRTY ASON OL CYRUS - R.I.P. ODB!! and like a million others , fuck i would perform oral sex on who ever invented music, I LOVE IT ALL

Movies:

Stand by me

Television:

THE FOODNETWORK

Books:

BURN'EM ALL BURN'EM ALL

Heroes:

Hitler and Jesus are tied on this one but i like funky facial hair what can i say.