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caiti fabulous.

let's put on our sunglasses and do up our hair...let the world think we're someone they should know.

About Me

my name is caiti. my friends call me CG. i'm 21 years old. i grew up in cross plains, wisconsin. i attended UW-Madison for two years and hated it, so i moved to chicago and now i go to Columbia College. that was probably the best decision of my life. i live for music even though i am very musically untalented myself. i generally like people. except mean ones. they suck. i am the dumbest smart girl you will ever meet. my favorite ice cream is cookie dough slash mint chocolate chip. i absolutely love to read. i don't care what you think of me. i hate girls, but i act like one. i am always late for everything. i dance when i'm drunk. i would pet a lion. i respect musicians more than anyone else. i am basically a boy trapped in a girl's body. i have a dog named Teddy who is the cutest thing in the world. i also have a snake named Loki, who is also very cute. i have trust issues. people always spell my name wrong. i blush a lot. i fucking love chicago. i'm really bad with money. i pride myself on not being judgemental, but everyone slips up once in a while. my room is constantly messy... not just "messy," tornado messy. air conditioning makes me yawn. i am too nice to people who treat me like shit. i have recurring dreams about punching people in the face. i love my friends more than anything. i like cake... a LOT. i was adopted when i was two weeks old. i am insanely spontaneous and i love to travel, so i go on a lot of impromtu road trips. ladies is pimps too (go on brush ya shoulders off). the only thing i'm good at is writing. i am 115 pounds of raw steel. i usually think ugly animals are cute. i love meeting bands that i listen to. i like getting flowers. punk rock is the shit. i'm always up for an adventure. i'm too self-conscious. boys make me laugh. i'm unorganized as hell. i love hearing and telling stories. i like taking pictures. my best friends' names are susan, kristin, becky, ashley, and jack. whenever i see a dog, i say "AWWW PUUUPPPPPY!!" which really annoys some people. i am a Mac snob and i will probably like you more if you have an Apple computer. i have four tattoos and a lip ring! i am a dancer. i talk a lot. i love summer and hate winter. i belong in california. i really like circles. i love the smell of spring. my favorite color is turquoise. i have issues... many of them. i pretty much suck at everything, but i will still love you.

My Interests



i am interested in pretty much everything and everyone. except old people, spiders, and babies.

i am also interested in tour managing your awesome band.

i am interested in puppies and other cute animals too.

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Visit my family..
adopt your own virtual pet! ..

I'd like to meet:

you, probably.

Music:



bands that are currently "my jam":
ALKALINE TRIO, bayside, BRAND NEW, chris brown, colour revolt, damone, daphne loves derby, THE DEAR HUNTER, THE DISTILLERS, the effects, THE FILMS, THE FORMAT, gym class heroes, THE HONORARY TITLE, jack's mannequin, jonezetta, justin timberlake, katy perry, kill hannah, the killers, lily allen, modest mouse, n.e.r.d., panic! at the disco, phantom planet, phoenix, say anything, shiny toy guns, TAKING BACK SUNDAY, tokyo police club, the wildbirds, this providence, vampire weekend

my complete list of favorite bands:
27, 2-Pac, 30 seconds to mars, 50 cent, the academy is..., ac/dc, ace of base, action reaction, afi, agnostic front, air, alexisonfire, alkaline trio, all, all-american rejects, allman brothers band, allister, american eyes, anberlin, anchors for arms, andrew bird, angels & airwaves, antiflag, arctic monkeys, as cities burn, the ataris, at the drive-in, the audition, badly drawn boy, bayside, bear vs. shark, the beastie boys, beck, bjork, black eyed peas, the black keys, blink 182, bloc party, blood brothers, the books, boston, bosio, the bouncing souls, boxcar racer, boysetsfire, boys like girls, brandnew, brandtson, bright eyes, britney spears, BRP, built to spill, cake, call you out, the cardigans, cartel, catch 22, charlie brown jr, cherry monroe, chevelle, chris brown, circa survive, the clash, the click five, cobra starship, coheed and cambria, colour revolt, common, the confession, copeland, counting crows, count the stars, the cranberries, criteria, cursive, cute is what we aim for, damone, daphne loves derby, the darkness, dashboard confessional, the dear hunter, death cab for cutie, the decemberists, decibully, denali, dick dale, dirty pretty things, the distillers, the ditty bops, the dog and everything, dr. dre, the dresden dolls, dropkick murpheys, the early november, the effects, eisley, elliott smith, emery, evergreen, every time i die, explosions in the sky, eyes set to kill, the faint, fall out boy, family force 5, fenix tx, fergie, the films, finch, the fire theft, the flaming lips, flogging molly, flyleaf, foo fighters, the format, four letter lie, franz ferdinand, the fray, from autumn to ashes, from first to last, frou frou, funeral for a friend, further seems forever, the get up kids, ghetto boys, gin blossoms, glassjaw, go crash audio, goldfinger, goldfrapp, goo goo dolls, gorillaz, grateful dead, green day, guttermouth, gwen stefani, gym class heroes, hanson, head automatica, heavens, he is legend, hellogoodbye, her space holiday, hey mercedes, the higher, hit the lights, the hold steady, the honorary title, hot hot heat, hot rod circuit, hot water music, hum, the hush sound, i can make a mess like nobody's business, imogen heap, incubus, inspection 12, jack's mannequin, jaimeson parker, jay-z, jesu, jet, jets to brazil, jimi hendrix, jimmy eat world, joan jett, john mayer, jonezetta, joni mitchell, the juliana theory, jump little children, the junior varsity, jurassic 5, justin timberlake, kanye west, kelly clarkson, the killers, kill hannah, kings of leon, lady sovereign, lagwagon, lashes, last november, led zeppelin, lenny kravitz, letter kills, lily allen, limbeck, love arcade, lovedrug, lucky boys confusion, mae, magnet, the mars volta, matchbook romance, mates of state, maylene and the sons of disaster, melee, the meteah strike, mewithoutyou, millencolin, minus the bear, misery signals, missy elliott, modest mouse, moneen, motion city soundtrack, the movielife, mxpx, muse, my chemical romance, nada surf, natalie imbruglia, necro, n.e.r.d., nightmare of you, nirvana, no doubt, nofx, northstar, no use for a name, nsync (no, i'm not kidding.), number one fan, oasis, off by one, okgo, one man army, operation ivy, the oprahs, outkast, over the rhine, ozma, panic! at the disco, paperface, pedro the lion, phantom planet, phoenix, pink floyd, the pink spiders, plain white t's, planes mistaken for stars, porcupine tree, porsches on the autobahn, the postal service, pretty girls make graves, the promise ring, punchline, queen, queens of the stone age, quietdrive, radiohead, rage against the machine, the ramones, rancid, receiving end of sirens, red hot chili peppers, reel big fish, refused, regina spektor, relient k, the response, rilo kiley, rise against, the robins, rolling stones, rookie of the year, rooney, rufio, saosin, savage garden, saves the day, saving face, say anything, scary kids scaring kids, the sex pistols, the shins, shiny toy guns, sigor ros, silverstein, the sleeping, slick shoes, the smiths, snoop dogg, snow patrol, social distortion, something corporate, the sounds, speechwriters llc, spice girls (not kidding again), spill canvas, spitalfield, sr-71, starting line, straylight run, the strokes, stutterfly, sufjan stevens, sugarcult, the suicide machines, sum41, sunny day real estate, taking back sunday, tenacious d, this providence, thrice, thursday, tokyo police club, tokyo rose, tom waits, transplants, treaty of paris, tsunami bomb, umbrellas, underoath, the used, vampire weekend, the vandals, van morrison, vendetta red, waking ashland, weezer, welton, wesley willis, the white stripes, the wildbirds, wolfmother, the yeah yeah yeahs, yellowcard, zero to sixty never

Movies:

.. almost famous:
Penny Lane: "I always tell the girls, never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt, you never get hurt, you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends."
i also like:
40 year old virgin, amelie, anchorman, the big lebowski, blow, BOONDOCK SAINTS, brokeback mountain, the butterfly effect, CHILDREN OF MEN, chocolat, the chronicles of narnia, clerks, closer, the constant gardener, constantine, the crow, the davinci code, detroit rock city, DONNIE DARKO, east of eden, edward scissorhands, evil dead movies, fear and loathing in las vegas, FIGHT CLUB, from hell, gattaca, girl interrupted, high fidelity, I AM LEGEND, i heart huckabees, kill bill vols 1 & 2, kiss kiss bang bang, knocked up, lady in the water, lemony snicket's a series of unfortunate events, the life aquatic, man on fire, mr. and mrs. smith, napoleon dynamite, nightmare before christmas, ocean's 11 and 12, office space, pirates of the carribean, pretty in pink, THE PRINCESS BRIDE, pulp fiction, punchdrunk love, rebel without a cause, requiem for a dream, reservoir dogs, the royal tenenbaums, seven, sin city, sixteen candles, sixth sense, sky captain and the world of tomorrow, slc punk, snatch, super troopers, team america, troy, underworld, waiting, war of the worlds, xmen, ZOOLANDER

Television:

LOST. heroes. the office. degrassi next generation. smallville. csi. six feet under. the daily show. the colbert report. that's all.

Books:

..anything by chuck palahniuk:
invisible monsters
choke
diary
fight club
haunted
survivor
stranger than fiction
lullabye
rant
lunar park by bret easton ellis
american psycho by bret easton ellis
anthem by ayn rand
atlas shrugged by ayn rand
torture the artist by joey goebel
the anomolies by joey goebel
jennifer government by max barry
vurt by jeff noon
crash by j.g. ballard
go ask alice
dermaphoria by craig clevinger
everything is illuminated by jonathan safran foer
junky by william burroughs
i hope they serve beer in hell by tucker max (funniest book i've ever read)
the da vinci code by dan brown
angels and demons by dan brown
deception point by dan brown
ender's game by orson scott card
on the road by jack kerouac
lord of the flies by william golding
breakfast of champions by kurt vonnegut
animal farm by george orwell
1984 by george orwell
the great gatsby by f. scott fitzgerald
catch-22 by jospeh heller
the catcher in the rye by j.d. salinger
many many more... i am a huge reading nerd. if you know of a book i might like, PLEASE let me know! :)

Heroes:

Timothy Anderson Jordan II and Susan Elisabeth Curtis.

..

brody dalle of the distillers.

matt skiba of alkaline trio.

marilyn monroe.

chuck palahniuk.

THIS GUY

My Blog

living my life one weekend to the next.

my friends, life is good. i just turned 21 (thanks to everyone who gave me birthday wishes!) and i'm doin pretty darn great these days. i'm going big and having a fucking amazing time.for my birthday ...
Posted by caiti fabulous. on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 07:37:00 PST

if you ever want to see hell frozen over, make your way over to madison, wi.

let me just say that i am SO freaking glad to be back in chicago... after visiting my "hometown" madison for two weeks i can definitely appreciate that i do not belong there anymore at ALL. seeing my ...
Posted by caiti fabulous. on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:50:00 PST

days.

why are humans obsessed with days? the past. history. what happened when. why do we need to know? need to remember? why do specific days every year bring about such intense emotion? happiness on weddi...
Posted by caiti fabulous. on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 08:44:00 PST

december.

it's coming. i can feel it.i hope this one isn't as hard as last year's.i miss him so much.........
Posted by caiti fabulous. on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 10:40:00 PST

we are theives and saints alike.

alone is the worst thing to feel. being in this big city, i'm finding it strangely hard to connect with people. i wouldn't say i have any real "friends" here except my roommates and a few people i kne...
Posted by caiti fabulous. on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:25:00 PST

it’s been a while...

did you miss me? probably not.i have been oh so busy with life, and it's mostly wonderful. summer has been amazing (and hot), but it's coming to an end so quickly. though this year, i'm not sad to see...
Posted by caiti fabulous. on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:52:00 PST

funnerfest. (or, the stupid things i say/do)

so i have been in milwaukee since last thursday, rockin up summerfest. i have been having a ridiculous amount of fun, and i just wanted to share a couple hilarious moments with you all.-i got so drunk...
Posted by caiti fabulous. on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 03:55:00 PST

i am woman, hear me rant.

i am getting more and more frustrated with the stereotypes that follow my gender. i've always thought that being a woman was great: i can usually get what i want, go where i want to go, and do what i ...
Posted by caiti fabulous. on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 09:32:00 PST

news.

- madison is a bro-city. (note: this is not actually news.)- i hate tour boys and i will never date another musician. (note: this is probably not true, but i wish it was. it'd save me a lot of heartbr...
Posted by caiti fabulous. on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:59:00 PST

Dear Ms. Leading,

I hate to tell you that I no longer need your services. The bitter fabricating manufacturer of lust you have been presented as doesn't do a thing for me. I now know your identity: a black widow who te...
Posted by caiti fabulous. on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:11:00 PST