**Ruby Tuesday**

My names Ruby, I'm 19 years old, and I've just moved here to England from Ohio with my Mom and Step Dad. I'm looking forward to my new life in England, but I'm a little nervous and I will really miss home, all my friends, and the wicked zoo we have in Columbus! The good thing is I can legally drink here in England! I stood no chance in America. My cousin told me that myspace was a good way to meet new people so I'm hoping to find some friends here in England. The big problem with England is I had been saving up for 8months back in Ohio ready for our arrival here and now when I've changed my dollars to pounds, everything is 4 times more expensive! You guys would all be rich if you moved to America! .......................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ......... Things I've discovered about England so far:........................................................ ................ 1) The country is obsessed with soccer/football............................................ 2) David Beckham is worshiped like a God!.................................................. 3) You drink Tea rather than coffee (which I just dont get!)........................... 4) People swear every other word........................................................ ....... 5) Everyone seems to smoke drugs....................................................... ...... 6) Its goddam freezing!................................................... ........................... 7) It rains alot........................................................ ................................... 8) People dress really cool........................................................ .................. 9) Great English Indie Rock (I love British music)......................................... 10) You don't all live in castles!.................................................... ............... 11) But there are lots of them! ............................................................ ....... 12) Whats with all the boobs on page three?................................................. 13) Your roads are very windey, they are all straight in the states.................. 14) You play "rounders" not baseball.................................................... ....... 15) You don't have twinkies!................................................... .................... 16) Your guys are hairier than American guys.............................................. 17) I can't play Dvds here!....................................................... .................. 18) The English Office is better than the American one.................................. 19) There are less tv channels.................................................... ................ 20) Everybody drives real fast!....................................................... ............