Countess Spankula

| View | Add FavoriteCaptain SnuggleBunny! Wanted for Crimes against Parking! Number One on the FBI's Most Wanted List!! Anyway.. *ahem*...About me.. hmm.. Ok. Well I'm ridiculously short, which is handy sometimes, like if I need to get through cat flaps! Yay! I'm redheaded which makes me scary and grrr apparently, but I'm a pussycat really, meow =^..^= Ok, so thats short and redheaded. My eyes are green, but sometimes they change colour. This can depend on the amount of substances contained within my personage. I have 10 fingers, 10 toes, two eyes, a lip ring, and no nose cos someone stole it and I never got it back :( I was a film studenty type, but I bloody hate Steven Spielberg. I'm now a "customer sales advisor" which basically means I sit on my arse for 8hrs a day, whoring myself over the phone to old ladies, pretending I care about their bowel trouble just so they buy somethign they dont even want off me. Just because its on buy now pay June 2007. But damn, I'm good at it :) Anyways, back to the films... The most awesome/best/most romantic film in the world is True Romance, because well, any man who takes a bullet in the eye for you is a keeper. Even if he does make you call your kid Elvis. I probably wouldnt even take a fall off a swing for someone else. Well, maybe if I was promised kittens and Haribo afterwards
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What Makes You.. by SheBangs12
Your name?
Your gender?
What makes you sexy? Everything
What makes you pretty? Your smile
What makes you loveable? How sweet you are
What makes you fun? Your ability to keep smiling
What makes you irresistable? Your voice
What makes you cute? Oh, just about everything ^.^
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Name: Emma
Birthday: 27 November 1982
Birthplace: Land of the Noble Haggis
Current Location: my bed
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: Purple n Black
Height: 5'2, Im titchy
Right Handed or Left Handed: right, none of this weird lefty business
Your Heritage: led zeppelin. fuck off.
The Shoes You Wore Today: pink chucks
Your Weakness: having my neck fiddled with oh god
Your Fears: zombie apocalypse :(
Your Perfect Pizza: chinese meal on a pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: functional relationship. orr...make my wages last the whole month?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: AVAST!
Thoughts First Waking Up: nooooo why is there a cat on my face why is it licking me noooo
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes maybe. i dont know. none of them.
Your Bedtime: whatever time i finally give into gravity and fall over
Your Most Missed Memory: all the memories that made way for the new ones
Pepsi or Coke: cherry coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither really.. s'all about the subway
Single or Group Dates: d..ate?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither..infidels.
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate cos vanillas a bit pap really isnt it?
Cappuccino or Coffee: hookers
Do you Smoke: menthols baby.. good for the soul
Do you Swear: yes but its ok cos im scottish and its allowed
Do you Sing: when no ones listening
Do you Shower Daily: im OCD about showering
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: got meself a degree. Countess Spankula BA :P
Do you want to get Married: no one is retarded enough to marry me
Do you belive in yourself: nope
Do you get Motion Sickness: only if i sit in the backseat
Do you think you are Attractive: no no god no
Are you a Health Freak: not a freak but sometimes i worry
Do you get along with your Parents: with about 200 miles distance yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: hells yes
Do you play an Instrument: not any more
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: too much man... too much
In the past month have you Smoked: right now! woo!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: d........ate?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: st georges oo yeah.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes! god bless farmfoods and their random produce
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes.. mmm sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: ha..no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i dont even like gettin naked in the bath...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: rubber bands from work.. loads of them.. *flicks*
Ever been Drunk: its easier to ask if ive ever been sober
Ever been called a Tease: on occasion..fuck knows why like
Ever been Beaten up: not badly
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: spectacularly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: taller, loved and a giraffe.
What country would you most like to Visit: Iceland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dark
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Lonnnnng
Height: taller than me (not difficult!)
Weight: I dont really care
Best Clothing Style: punk, goth, skater, mosher.. NO EMOS
Number of Drugs I have taken: errr... types or actual number? 5 types.
Number of CDs I own: i lost them all :(
Number of Piercings: 9
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: whats the point in that? pull yourself together and roll the fags love.
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