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Name: Liam "The King" Armstead
Birthdate: 3rd of the 7th eighty six
Birthplace: Gibraltar
Current Location: Upon the Grave of guilt
Eye Color: Grib
Hair Color: Minge
Height: Two Years
Weight: 105, yeah, in your bra!
Piercings: 4,984 six
Tatoos: 6 and three halfs
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: I AM A RAPIST
Overused Phraze: I AM A RAPIST
FAVORITES
Food: Genocide
Candy: Pube force
Number: cannon four
Color: puke
Animal: the eye monk
Drink: squit squit
Alcohol Drink: squit squit with vodka beer
Bagel: chips and rice maybe cream boat in
Letter: 6/
Body Part on Opposite sex: inside the womb
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: orangeola
McDonalds or BurgerKing: the shepherd's rest near stoke on trent
Strawberry or Watermelon: fruit is for homosexuals and little guys
Hot tea or Ice tea: *belch*
Chocolate or Vanilla vanilla, my friends will know why
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffee i dont like hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: rape
Dog or Cat: goo doo
Rap or Punk: punk is spunk, rap is crap
Summer or Winter: autumn
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: porn movies
Love or Money: love nor money, i'm a rapist remember
YOUR...
Bedtime: I dont sleep!
Most Missed Memory: when i won the world cup or germany
Best phyiscal feature: the two miles of white sausage i have stuffed down my trousers
First Thought Waking Up: What's her name?
Goal for this year: demoralise more than 12 disabled children
Best Friends: my right hand
Weakness: bens hot meat injection and soil
Longest relationship: 2 years i think
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: does the pope shit in the woods?
Ever Smoked: yes
Pot: a cooking pot? or a fisherman's crab pot?
Ever been Drunk: i am a drunk
Ever been beaten up: no one can beat up me, i is the hardest in preston see?!
Ever beaten someone up: yes, i beat everyone up, especially ryan
Ever Shoplifted: i could lift a shop easier than you could lift your balls out of your grandma's mouth
Ever Skinny Dipped: i have a big dick
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: i am the opposite sex
Been Dumped Lately: i do the dumping round here, especially in bins, after i've cut off their heads, and injected them with my hot man flavour
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: black *makes fist*
Favorite Hair Color: bloodstained
Short or Long: long, two miles, i told you already
Height: arm height
Style: defenceless
Looks or Personality: personality, cos they won't ahev much looks when i'm done with them
Hot or Cute cold and dead
Drugs and Alcohol: yeah, they won't know it's coming then!
Muscular or Really Skinny: really skinny
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: no regrets really, apart from when that girls head fell off
What country do you want to Visit: Iraq
How do you want to Die: i will never die, i am far too hard
Been to the Mall Lately: uh yesa
Do you like Thunderstorms: do you like pirates being injected by boys?
Get along with your Parents: of course i do, i keep them in check with my hotstyle guns
Health Freak: no, just a freak
Do you think your Attractive: i am the most attractive thing in wesham and preston, if you do not believe this check what i got down my troosays
Believe in Yourself: i think its pretty obvious that i do, go school!!
Want to go to College: i've been to college, and i beat the shit out of everyone there!
Do you Smoke: i've already answered this bastard question, you cumstain crack maggot
Do you Drink: i told you i drink squit squit you ball
Shower Daily: i have not showered for three years at least, i get along by spraying my pits with onion flavour
Been in Love: i am in love with myself
Do you Sing: discoteque shit, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah
Want to get Married: yes
Do you want Children: i don't know, not sure what i'd do to them
Have your future kids names planned out: kimble ball recain, and tits margerat bernadictine bastard, piss
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: i lost my virginity when i was 6 months old, to a plastic troll, i filled it up with so much gunk the doctors couldn't beileve that a child my age could produce so much active juice,
Hate anyone: i hate you ytg
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