this one time, me and alex were gonna take a road trip to orange county so we had to give my body a haircut. we went to riteaid but they didn't have any scissors big enough to withstand my hairy chest so we found a bottle of cucumber melon nair. it stunk up my house with the stench of rotten fruit and burnt flesh but it made me less hairy so i was happy. kevin carr chuckled at my burnt nipples. so alex and i went to orange county and went to some stupid club where all the gay men hit on us because we were so damn cute. we didn't even get any action that night, it sucked. but anyway, that's my story. alex and i are the biggest and hottest metro fucks around. we have huge ... fingers. we like our women asian and kevin carr is by far the sexiest man alive. oh, and i love poh tay toes.
