people who can make me laugh as hard as i make myself laugh, people who get my humor, people who don't think i'm giving them evil looks, people who understand moments of quiet that don't need to be awkward, people who use (but don't abuse) sarcasm, someone who will look at me like leo looked at claire through the fishtank in romeo and juliet, someone worth falling head over heels for, cute brown boys, people who enjoy eating, people who enjoy horfing food and not dabbling (cough, cough Melahn!), people who understand what horfing is, people who challenge me, a rude boy that's good to me with street credibility, the gorillaz so they can take me to their magical animated land of floating windmills, everyone that does commentary for vh1 shows, a square-ass bitch that'll bake a pie and then get a tattoo of a dick in her eye, people who aren't full of shit, just all around fun, unique people. fiona apple, channing tatum, bijou phillips, sara silverman, brad pitt, angelina jolie and the whole beautiful adopted fam, as many models with cool accents as possible (hmm...vinci?), gael garcia bernal, will ferrell, vince vaughn, santino (again) to tell him that he should've won and i support him, marilyn manson, diego luna, travis barker, mos def, the characters from empire records because i want to be friends with them, adam levine, owen wilson, carmen electra, nicole richie, flavor flav and his gang of ladies, tommy lee, don cheadle, gary oldman, harrison ford, gary sinise, willem dafoe, christopher walken, ryan gosling, all the wonderful gay men on project runway, the casts of saved by the bell and svu (i love you meloni!), president clinton, dave chappelle, conan o' brian, people in fight clubs that break the first cardinal rule of fight club (talking about fight club), people who pretend to have accents (MADONNA, CAPRICE), oprah, jon stewart, professor aaron in a past life, alfie, the law that is jude, Vice reporters, the cast/crew/interns/mailboys/coffeemakers/network affiliates of teletubbies, the first lady herself miss janice dickinson, the cast of miami ink, ...actually, come to think of it, there really isn't anyone i'm NOT interested in meeting...oh, except if you're rude for no reason and on top of that NOT FUNNY, i can definitely do without you guys.