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About Me

Caught between a downward spiral of chaos and harmony echoing around me. I spiral out into this vibrant vibration of living and reasoning. Throughout my own intentions I become aware and understand my own inventions, and recess the actions of degradation. Anyway youre here, and hello my name is Tim. I am usually quiet, with and I dont know who cares kinda attitude twords everything. My hobbies include smoking weed and lots of it!!!, screaming and playing guitar. Pissing off of large buildings and laughing at stupid people. I have always wanted a pet monkey, but being a pothead, I've always been afraid of losing my stash to a hungry, curious, little George. I am currently attending collage at MCC to become a radiographer. My biggest worry is the fact that I have to give up the ganja to take the radiography course. To me that is some'ol bullshit. I guess they don't trust stoners when dealing with radiation and what not. I like astrology, and Buddhism. I think Jesus is cool, but Christians totally piss me off! So I dont like to consider myself a Christian, but a Buddhist- Christian. I was born on a cusp!!! And my planet is Uranus lol. Layout Created by ..

My Interests

I like Day dreaming. Other than that I play music and sing (scream).I guess smoking as much weed as possible is fun, I like that very much. Making out with the ladies is a hobby of mine. I heart female nudity, foreplay, and sex. The night time is my favorite time of the day. I love giving cops the finger. All I want to do is smoke weed, party, drive a nice El Camino, and listen to music while playing with boobs!

I'd like to meet:

L. Ron Hubbard, and his alien minions

Music:

10 YEARS!!!, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Dredg, Korn, puscifer, Deftones, Project 86, Boards of Canada, Aphex Twin, Nonpoint, Switched, Passenger, Tenacious D, Nick Cave, mcchris, Daft Punk, Kid606, Mudvayne, Chevelle

Movies:

Bad Santa, Natural Born Killers, Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, Scarface, The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, Reqium for a Dream, Ali G In Da House

Television:

South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, The Simpsons, Pure Pwnage, Ali G Show.

Books:

Nothing In this Book Is True But Its Exactly How It Is, By Bob Frissel, and The companion book. Something In This Is Book Is True. The Living Buddha, The Living Christ, By Thich Nhat Hanh, and Where The Wild Things Grow, By Maurice Sendak

Heroes:

Gary Ridgway, Giordano Bruno, Bill Hicks, Maynard James Keenan

My Blog

Their Screams Wake Me Up At Night

Slick hair pretty boys, Where mommy taught 'em everything.Daddy bought 'em everythingNever worked for anythingSat around with nothing to do Devised this preemptive schemeNow its called the emo s...
Posted by Garrote the eminent on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 11:21:00 PST

myspace leaves you vulnerable

I feel sick, Its disturbing. I feel violated by a bi guy if not full blown gay. I don't have a problem with gays, but their tricky and cunning them fuckers, and thay'll trick you I tell ya, and its ic...
Posted by Garrote the eminent on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 10:05:00 PST

christ is cumming

"Christianity has a built-in defense system: Anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by the very fact that it makes you question a belief. It's a ...
Posted by Garrote the eminent on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 05:06:00 PST

w3rd

SophiaWhen Christ returns L. Ron will rise from the grave, Hell Signal the ships to move inAnd blow you all awayJesus is sad, and lonely a thirty-three year old virginWho fucked a billion people,For ...
Posted by Garrote the eminent on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 09:16:00 PST