Someone kind who likes me for me... and has a nice rack.
I like a few.
Classic Simpsons, watch them closely; very smart show and is also funny for kids; need to know alot about classic movies, classic tv, old music, and politcs to get a lot of the humor. Arrested Development is great too. All in the Family, Andy Griffith show, and the Three Stooges.
Bob Costas, and whoever is currently fucking Jessica Alba... unless Bob Costas is fucking Jessica Alba and then it's just him.