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Leah Mashelle

Total absence of humor renders life impossible

About Me

My name is Leah!
I LOVE:
Jesus
Music
Comedy
Napoleon
Photography
Banana Flavored Things
Mr. Burnley
Trucks
Guns
Penguins
Yard Flamgingos
Garden Gnomes
Art
Classic Films
Simon Cowell
Littlest Pet Shops
Concerts
Monkeys
50s Hollywood
Lucille Ball
Police Brutality
Layout made by Amy

My Interests

Concocting evil plans to take over the world.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Queen Ester, Lucille Ball, Frank Sinatra Alexander the Great, Napoleon Bonaparte, Julius Caesar, Albert Einstein, Moses, Van Gogh, Sigmund Freud, Elvis Presley, Adolf Hitler, Joseph, Ramesses
Ben Burnley, Synyster Gates, M. Shadows, Zacky Vengeance, The Rev, Johnny Christ, Torry Holt, Will Smith, Trent Reznor, Garth Brooks, Claudio Sanchez, Johnny Depp, Tim Burton, Jon Stewart, Dane Cook
♥..
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Music:

*A Perfect Circle*
*Adema*
*AFI*
*Alan Jackson*
*Anberlin*
*Areosmith*
*As I Lay Dying*
*Atreyu*
*Audioslave*
♥Avenged Sevenfold♥
*Babyshambles*
*Big and Rich*
*Black Eyed Peas*
*Blue October*
*Brad Paisley*
♥Breaking Benjamin♥
*Chamillionaire*
*Chevelle*
*CKY*
*Coheed and Cambria*
*Copeland*
*Crossfade*
*Damien Rice*
*Dashboard Confessional*
*Dave Matthews Band*
*Dean Martin*
*Deftones*
*Delirious?*
*Disturbed*
*Dropping Daylight*
*Drowning Pool*
*Earshot*
*Ella Fitzgerald*
*Elliot Smith*
*Elvis Presley*
*Emery*
*Evanescence*
*Evans Blue*
*Eve 6*
*Faith Hill*
*Finger Eleven*
*Flogging Molly*
*Foo Fighters*
*Frank Sinatra*
*From First to Last*
*From Zero*
*Garth Brooks*
*Godsmack*
*Greenwheel*
*HIM*
*Hinder*
*Hootie and the Blowfish*
*Hurt*
*Incubus*
*Iron and Wine*
*Jack Johnson*
*Jack Off Jill*
*Jeremy Camp*
*Jet*
*Jimmy Eat World*
*Josh Gracin*
*John Mayer*
*Justin Timberlake*
*Keith Urban*
*Kenny Chesney*
*Korn*
*Less Than Jake*
*Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boys*
*Linkin Park*
*Louie Armstrong*
*Ludacris*
*Lynyrd Skynyrd*
*Metallica*
*Michael Buble*
*MY Chemical Romance*
*Mudvayne*
*Muse*
*Nine Inch Nails*
*Nirvana*
*No Doubt*
*Norah Jones*
*O.A.R.*
*OK GO*
*Otep*
*Pantera*
*Pearl Jam*
*People In Planes*
*Pink Floyd*
*Placebo*
*Queen*
*Rascal Flatts*
*Red Hot Chili Peppers*
*Red Water Revival*
*Reel Big Fish*
*Relient K*
*Rise Against*
*Rob Zombie*
*Rock Kills Kid*
*Sevendust*
*Shania Twain*
*Shinedown*
*Sister Hazel*
*Skillet*
*Sparta*
*Staind*
*Story of the Year*
*Stroke 9*
*Sublime*
*Suburban Legends*
*Sugarcult*
*Sugar Ray*
*The Academy Is*
*The Beatles*
*The Killers*
*The Raconteurs*
*The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus*
*The Rolling Stones*
*The Wallflowers*
*The White Stripes*
*Third Eye Blind*
*T.I.*
*Thousand Foot Krutch*
*Three Days Grace*
*Thrice*
*Thursday*
*Tim McGraw*
*Toby Keith*
*TobyMac*
*Tool*
*Trace Adkins*
*Trapt*
*UnderOath*
*Velvet Revolver*
*Weezer*
*30 Seconds to Mars*
*311*

Movies:

*Alice in Wonderland*
*Sleeping Beauty*
*Peter Pan*
*Jungle Book*
*Sweet Home Alabama*
*Closer*
*Pirates of the Caribbean*
*Pirates of the Caribbean:Dead Man's Chest*
*Emperor's New Groove*
*Taking Lives*
*Twisted*
*Grease*
*Dirty Dancing*
*Dirty Dancing Havana Nights*
*Top Gun*
*Princess Diaries*
*Princess Diaries 2*
*A Cinderella Story*
*Ever After*
*The Wedding Planner*
*Miss Congeniality*
*Miss Congeniality 2*
*Interview with the Vampire*
*Van Helsing*
*A Lot Like Love*
*National Treasure*
*Titanic*
*Pearl Harbor*
*10 Things I Hate About You*
*She's All That*
*Ocean's Eleven*
*Ocean's Twelve*
*Indiana Jones Trilogy*
*Talented Mr. Ripley*
*Butterfly Effect*
*Bruce Almighty*
*I-Robot*
*Clerks*
*Cruel Intentions*
*Eurotrip*
*The Sandlot*
*Sahara*
*Boondock Saints*
*Donnie Darko*
*Secret Window*
*Hitch*
*The Nightmare Before Christmas*
*Bad Boys*
*Bad Boys II*
*War of the Worlds*
*Mr. and Mrs. Smith*
*Charlie and the Chocolate Factory*
*Waiting*
*Domino*
*Crash*
*Fun with Dick and Jane*

Television:

*I Love Lucy*
*CSI: Las Vegas*
*Desperate Housewives*
*House*
*Nip/Tuck*
*7th Heaven*
*Roseanne*
*Fresh Prince of Bel Air*
*The Cosby Show*
*Forensic Files*
*Blue's Clues*
*The Fairly Odd Parents*

Books:

*The Great Gatsby*
*I kissed Dating Goodbye*
*The Bible*
*Of Mice and Men*

Heroes:

*Jesus
*my parents*
*my nana and papa*
*coach cliffe*
*20 million Americans have asthma*
*500,000 hospitalizations each year*
*4,000 nationwide deaths a year*
Donate to the American Lung Association

My Blog

Thought 14

I need something. Something drastic.
Posted by Leah on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 08:50:00 PST

Thought 13

Change is necessary sometimes. Trust your gut. You will not be disappointed.
Posted by Leah on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 05:29:00 PST

Thought 12

Life isn't fair.  It's never going to be so you might as well quit expecting it to happen. The only way you can get ahead is if you cheat and lie your way through life. Honest people will always ...
Posted by Leah on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:02:00 PST

Thought 11

Jealousy is a horrible disease.Psst...Green is not your color.
Posted by Leah on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:11:00 PST

Thought 10

2 + 2 does not equal 4. p.s. you make me want to rip my hair out. p.s.s. I hate you, seriously.
Posted by Leah on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:11:00 PST

Thought 9

This entire planet disgusts me. Perhaps I'll find a new one.
Posted by Leah on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:05:00 PST

Thought 8

Do not do favors for others unless you are sure you can trust them. There is no such thing as just trying to be nice to someone. It will almost always backfire on you.
Posted by Leah on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 10:16:00 PST

Thought 7

Grow up, please.
Posted by Leah on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 10:05:00 PST

Thought 6

Every time you need a friend to just hear you out, listen to you, or give you some advice, they bail out on you.Well guess what?I'm through listening too.
Posted by Leah on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:59:00 PST

Thought 5

I like how you think you can start this up all over again. Classic.
Posted by Leah on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:41:00 PST