At first I was afraid, I was
petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that
long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on...But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French
Fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad
pathetic
dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those
jeans!Go on now - go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10
inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you
out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't
count??!!I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I
will survive! .Hey! Hey!It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless
multispeed!
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