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About Me

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x My name's Heather. I hate my name, but what can I do? :P
x The candles tell me that I'm 23 years young.
x I abide in WI, but was born in Tacoma, Washington, & have lived in Germany for 3 years.
x I have German & Bohemian in me. :-)
x I reach for the stars at 5'3" (Too short, I know, I know, I'm a shortie, hehe)
x I'm a WoW-aholic. (World Of Warcraft). MSG me for Character info!
x I'm a very strong person, yet can be vulnerable & weak at times.
x I have shoulder-length curly light brown hair.
x I gaze into your soul with dark green eyes. *shrugs* Some people tell me they look navy, some gray....
x I have really long, natural, eyelashes.
x I am a lefty, but I do have ambidextrous tendencies.
x I'm a hopeless romantic
x I'm a poet
x I'm a writer
x I'm a proud Christian.
x Laughter keeps me sane. I LOVE to laugh.
x I love to sing, listen to music and read.
x George Carlin is my stand-up comedy hero.
x I have Social Anxiety Disorder. x I've experienced a house-fire on Dec. 21st, 2001.
x Despite the above, I am Creator & President of a non-profit organization entitled "Heather's Hope Kits". No, it's no longer in business bc we completed our goal....yay!
x I love animals, & have 3 cats and 2 dogs with me at home.
x If you want to know more, just ask! :)

My Interests

x God
x Crafts (knitting)
x MUSIC
x Some TV
x Movies
x Writing Poetry
x Writing Short Stories
x Taking Pictures
x Comedy/Stand Up Comedy (preferably George Carlin or Jeff Foxworthy)
x Beauty
x Nature
x Internet
x Sunday Comics (Garfield especially)
x Reading
x Friends
x Men
x Traveling
x Family
x Amusement Parks
x Holidays
x Shopping
x Drama/Theatre
x Romance, Love
x Bizarre Stories/News
x Unusual/Weird Stuff
x and so much more, just ask!!

I'd like to meet:

x Anybody interesting who likes to create music, write poetry or short stories, or anyone who's into WoW!! (If you don't know what that stands for, then, well...nvm.)
x Anybody who can make me LAUGH, as I thrive on it!
x Non-judgemental people maybe?
x A number of celebrities.
x God, Jesus.
x People with interesting religions
x Funny, Sarcastic, Witty people.
x Basically anybody! I'm open-minded & try to get along with everyone!

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Music:

Almost any genre....Top 40, 80's music, Daughtry, Hanson, Nickelback, Green Day, Offspring, Ashlee Simpson, Ryan Cabrera, Clay Aiken, Billy Joel, Elton John, Trans Siberian Orchestra, etc...

Movies:

The Notebook, Spiderman 1&2, Moulin Rouge, A Walk To Remember, Chronicles Of Narnia,RENT, Musicals, Comedies, Drama, Romance, & some Thrillers.

Heroes:

God/Jesus, funny people, family, friends, animals, pets.

My Blog

~funny lexiograms~

LEXIOGRAMS -these are funny 1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired. 2. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway. 3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit fli...
Posted by Heather Ella on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 06:27:00 PST

Many advantages of being short.

You know...there are many advantages of being short. For instance, when you have to stand on a chair to get something that's up high and then your ankle goes out as you're getting down and you ...
Posted by Heather Ella on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 01:26:00 PST

Heather M. Ella.

Ah, yes. The name change. It is now my "official" pen-name. My friend Mattbert aka Matt helped me come up with it. I used to jokingly call myself "Heatherella"..you know, like Cin...
Posted by Heather Ella on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 07:26:00 PST

Do It Anyway

Martina McBride - Do It Anyway You can spend your whole life buildingSomething from nothin'One storm can come and blow it all awayBuild it anyway You can chase a dreamThat seems so out of reachAnd you...
Posted by Heather Ella on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:24:00 PST

Funny Jokes. At least, kind of.

A Satisfied Customer Dear Tide: I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used itall of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Nowthat I am in my fifties I find ...
Posted by Heather Ella on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 07:46:00 PST

Well, Shit!

Well, shit ... that's right, shit!Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.Consider:You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.With a little effort, ...
Posted by Heather Ella on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 07:25:00 PST

Soundtrack Of My Life

So, here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle.3. Press play.4. For every question, type the song that's playing.5. When you go to a new que...
Posted by Heather Ella on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:30:00 PST

How is this for shocking?!

I took this from my friend Sean here on myspace, he had it posted in his blog & I just couldn't resist doing this myself & posting it for everybody to see. I vaguely rememb...
Posted by Heather Ella on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:30:00 PST

Stress Management

I stole this from a friend on myspace. Read it, or else. Lol.Stress ManagementRead the following slowly. And really imagine each step one at a time. 1. Picture yourself near a stream.2. B...
Posted by Heather Ella on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 09:00:00 PST

Survey-ishy-ness

1. What time is it? 1:48 a.m. 2. What is your Full name? that is for me, my family, and friends to know only. -grins- 3. What are you most afraid of: hmm....panick attacks, spiders, and fa...
Posted by Heather Ella on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 12:18:00 PST