I'm like any other guy these days. I work hard, I enjoy a drink now and then, and I take care of my body. I'm in a band. I guess the most important thing you need to know is that I'm studying to be a physical education teacher. There's something exciting about teaching young children good fitness principles. I'd really like to be involved in shaping their bodies and minds. Plus it's the little things, like the smell of a locker room, freshly vacated by a class full of young girls on the precipice of womanhood. It's the cute noises that boys make as they struggle to win.
I want to make an impression on them, to get inside them and plant the seeds of a promising life. It's probably the most important thing you can do - teaching youngsters about working hard. To teach them about the right equipment to wear. The right clothes. Some things need to be tight, some things loose. To tell them the right movements to repeat, and which muscles are the ones you really need in life. I've written a poem about it.
I'd like to teach girls sports
And young boys in their shorts
To turn those doughy lumps
Into hard and steely rumps
We'll work out in the yard
And get those muscles hard
I'll stand off to the side
With my chest thrust out in pride
And as I watch them grow
Something in me starts to glow
And when I watch them sweat
My face starts to feel wet
There are tears in my eyes
Cause I love these gals and guys
So please give me your pardon
Or my heart and soul will harden
Anyway, I hope you feel like you know more about me now, just like I hope that I'll get to know you too.
