mushroom cloud - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i am a deeply paranoid person if you have a question, ask me.i know everyone says that, and i know you'll never ask me.The lumps in your mattress are carnivore spores, venereal butterflies sent by the Combine to mothproof your brain, a pro-kit in every light socket-Ladies and gentleman, Plug up the light sockets! Plug up the light sockets! The cougar microbes are marching in...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone who'll murder my stalker. my stalker's name is Awkward Silence and he never leaves me the fuck alone.

Music:

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. Theres also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson that said, I LOVE: The DoorsJimi HendrixJanis JoplinLed ZeppelinPink FloydNirvanaThe Smashing PumpkinsNine Inch NailsSyd BarrettDavid GilmourThe BeatlesThe RamonesSublimeThe Sex PistolsBob DylanBob Marley and the WailersIggy PopThe StoogesRage Against the MachineThe KinksFunkadelicThe ParkmashersACDCThe OffspringBlack SabbathThe Butthole SurfersThe Foo FightersFrank Zappa (with or without The Mothers of Invention)Robert JohnsonPurple RealityQueenSun Ra and his Intergalactic ArkestraJoy DivisionQueens of the Stone AgeThe Rolling StonesDavid BowieThe Soft MachineBeethovenInterpolWeezerThe Flaming LipsThe PiercesLe TigreCreedence Clearwater RevivalSonny RollinsSystem of a DownYo La TengoT.RexThe GorillazThe Velvet UndergroundDanzigDuke EllingtonAirBroken Social SceneWeenGravy Train!!!!AudioslaveThe Beastie BoysBright EyesMahavishnu OrchestraThe ClashCradle of FilthDepeche ModeThe Jefferson AirplaneTom Petty and the HeartbreakersMiles DavisLou ReedThe 13th Floor Elevatorsanything funky you'd like to recommend?

Movies:

The WallDazed and ConfusedEternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindSixteen CandlesApocalypse NowMilo and OtisAlice in WonderlandPocahontasBrewster's MillionsBig FishHalfbakedThe Breakfast ClubPulp FictionWilly Wonka and the Chocolate FactoryFerris Bueller's Day OffFast Times at Ridgemont HighCollaterolThe DoorsBeavis and Butthead do AmericaOne Flew Over the Cuckoo's NestAirplaneDr. StrangeloveThe Holy GrailThe Meaning of LifeThe GooniesThe Wizard of OzThe Neverending StoryDominoPink Floyd-Live at PompeiiAlmost Famous10 Things I Hate About YouFear and Loathing in Las VegasEver AfterRequiem for a Dream28 Days LaterThe PianistClerksClerks 2MallratsDrumlineA Clockwork OrangeNever Been KissedThe Star Wars TrilogyV for Vendetta

Television:

That 70's ShowSouth ParkThe SimpsonsFamily GuyFuturamaThree's CompanyGilmore GirlsVH1How Do I Look? E! True Hollywood StoryThe History ChannelAmerica's Next Top ModelCSIWhat Not to WearFlavor of Love20/20Primetime48 HoursLaw and Order-SVUBig BrotherGrey's AnatomyDesperate HousewivesAmerica's Test KitchenAquateen Hunger ForceStarting OverKing of the HillWill and Grace

Books:

Jack KerouacKen KeseyThe Works of Edgar Allen PoeAldous HuxleyGeorge OrwellShel SilversteinC.S. LewisOscar WildeFriedrich NietzcheTom WolfeSylvia PlathD.H. LawrenceHunter S. ThompsonNathaniel HawthorneRay BradburyThe Poetry of Jim MorrisonThe Works of William BlakeKurt VonnegutHermann Hesseand of course.......the many adventures of Captain Underpants

My Blog

i'm wide awake, it's morning

it was 6 in the morning and i found myself still awake. i noticed it was getting lighter outside and had the grand idea to watch the sunrise for like the 4th time in my life. it was a nice idea. of co...
Posted by mushroom cloud on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 08:35:00 PST

a time and a place

there's a time and a place for everything. for instance: the movie theater is a good place to view 300 "spartans" (sexy actors) and their beautiful glistening physiques. i saw all those six-packs and ...
Posted by mushroom cloud on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:27:00 PST

the truth

the creepiness that is true these guys obviously want to eat my soul on toast, just look into their eyes! (but not for too long, for they are evil) This one is trying to fool me with his smil...
Posted by mushroom cloud on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:26:00 PST

valid realization

i've been single pretty much forever, and it just occurred to me. maybe i'm single because i haven't been reposting those chain bulletins. you know the ones, the ones that say: "if you repost this, y...
Posted by mushroom cloud on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:02:00 PST

soaked in sweat (cradle of filth)

not my own. last night was probably the most fun i've had in years. me and becky got proper drunk drinking cape cods and jack & cokes, ate some french fries, then stood in line for not too long wa...
Posted by mushroom cloud on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 11:59:00 PST

so it's valentine's day again

me: "television, will you be my valentine?" me: *turns on tv* access hollywood comes into view me: *shuts off tv* me: "oh yeah, i hate you"_______________________________________ me: "pepsi, will you ...
Posted by mushroom cloud on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:24:00 PST

take the abuse bitch!

*note: i'm not unaware of the fact that most of these actions on the part of the girls are immature and bitchy. i don't do that shit. i'll be putting the red asterisks next to the really bitchy stuff ...
Posted by mushroom cloud on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 06:11:00 PST

"weeeeee, time for some toilet paper!"

how's a baby ever going to be pottytrained on a fucking training toilet that has a motion detector that says things like: "yay, now let's flush the potty!"? if i had been potty trained on something so...
Posted by mushroom cloud on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 09:13:00 PST

brooke's survey

1. What is the nature of the universe? (i.e. Is the universe infinite in all directions, a sphere which folds back upon itself, a construct of universal consciousness, or something else?)there are lot...
Posted by mushroom cloud on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 07:24:00 PST

the meaning of life is to live

[this was originally a response to one of those comments about how communism is good but humans are bad. i find it hard to swallow. the gag reflex in my brain was triggered and i vomited up this tidbi...
Posted by mushroom cloud on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 11:51:00 PST