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Add to My Profile | More Videos{playing the ponies at Bay Meadows (Go WOODY TWO SHOES!!!)} {mocking those who use large words in an attempt to sound articulate (ironic and hypocritical, I know)} {FEIGNING A BRITISH ACCENT... I FIND THAT IT WASHES AWAY FROM THE SOUL THE DUST OF EVERYDAY LIFE} {SHOUTING "A CURSE UPON YOU AND YOUR DEAD UGLY ANCESTORS!"}
I would like to meet Adam Sandler while he is on the brink of a midlife crisis. I will then seduce him, or get him really drunk, and I will then become his new girlfriend whom he marries in an attempt to hold on to his vanishing youth... After I become bored, I will pull an Ivana and let Jacky Titone have him back. No harm, no foul. However, if years pass and this sad pathetic plot goes awry, I will simply have to stock him and steal a pair of his underwear as a momento.... I sure hope he doesn't have the crotch rot (that would be unpleasant)!
MUSIC: I'm easily amused, so I like all music, including country and alternative. However, I don't really keep up with bands because I tend to lose interest pretty fast. I suppose I have commitment issues in music. FAVORITES: I'd have to say that Green Day is one of my all time favorite bands. However, I tend to switch back and forth from them and The Cranberries... both of which carry huge nostalgic and sentimental value for me.
If heaven is a movie, and it is... then I am so there! I love classic movies because they had a certain quality about them that just can be replicated today. They were original, and fun, and singing in one wasn't considered cheesy. I like old time actors because regardless of what they looked like, they were so talented and justified in their roles. I like modern movies because they break boundaries that old films couldn't or chose not to. In any case I am especially fond of comedies, hence my obsession with Adam Sandler.FAVORITE QUOTE:DUMB AND DUMBERHarry: Where'd you get that? Lloyd: Traded the van. Straight up. I get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog. Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
Gilmore Girls, Lost, Grey's Anatomy (and yes Sara, sometimes Bones). :)I adore Animal Planet, the CW, ABC Family, and The Disney Channel for sentimental reasons.However, I will never grow accustomed to Lifetime or reality shows.Guilty Pleasure: MXC... "I like pie!"
I'm a bit shallow, so I'll read anything that looks pretty on the outside. I've found that I am partial to books of different eras or cultures.Biggest literary Pet Peeve: Authors who are too detailed. Translation: people who spend 3 pages describing a path in the woods, or the color of the sky and the sounds of a town. By the time you finish reading that passage you have to go back and read it again to connect their orginal thought with their current statement because they threw incoherent babble about tree brush into the middle of an important thought! GEEZ!
My family, and the friends who see past my neuroses.