Brad

"I am not a bum, I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things. My friends and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? O.k. It was never for easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days sitting on the porch with my family singing and dancing, down in Mississippi"- Steve Martin in The Jerk.......Anyway......As for me, I've recently become addicted to Peanut Butter Sandwiches and Boca Chikn Patties. They taste so good! I also enjoy being on the ocean and going fishing when i get a chance. I get amused when i observe guys in dance clubs dry humping anything (and i mean anything) in sight. Girls, i feel bad for you! I want to learn how to play the piano and electronic gadgets get me excited. I have a lot of fun dancing and i've been told (on mulitple occasions) that i dance like a male stripper. I'm not sure what that means but I think i might feel a Craigslist posting coming on soon ;)The past few months I've tried my luck at cooking. I use my roommates as guinea pigs. There's been some hits and some misses, but for the most part I think I've done OK. The fact that my housemates are still alive is definitely a good thing! My best dish to date is a pan seared salmon with a honey balsamic glaze. Yum!Throughout my life I've had some pretty random things happen to me. Those of you who really know me know exactly where I'm coming from. I think I'm going to start a blog here on Myspace listing some of them as they happen. I'm not sure how often I'll post or if anyone will actually read it but I think it will be amusing never the less! Here is a teaser..........Today at the gym someone went through my gym bag and stole my IPod earphones. I mean, really? Earphones?....They left alone the 20 dollar bill in my pants as well as the Ipod itself yet decided to take my old, funky headphones. To this all I can do is just shrug my shoulders and laugh!!!! Does this shit happen to anyone else out there? Or is it just me? Please let me know. I'd like to think that i'm not some magnet for oddness and peculiarity.