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deadpanbill

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About Me

The World's Tallest Hobbit, or That Guy In Remission. Just trying to tolerate Unwanted Realities and trying to alleviate the Universal Sufferings even when it makes me vomit. I don't know how to drive, I live with my parents, and I have the ability to make hallucinations that only I can see. Gibbering Idiot Retainer of the Azathoid Cult of the DSM-IV-TR ..

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My Interests

Mythology. Folklore. Anomalous Phenomenon. Religions. Philosophies. Book collecting. Reading procrastination. The just plain strange. General Occult. Anything in regards to Anthropology and lay Sciences. Self induced psychosis or spirtual experiences. Voices from the nonphenomenal void.

I'd like to meet:

I forget and change my mind alot.

Music:

My pulse in my ears. The creaks and crackings of the walls at 3 a.m. Soundtracks.

Movies:

White, peripheral, squiggly lights or black, central, fuzzy dots. Howard the Duck.

Television:

MST3K/ Addams Family/ The Munsters/ Gilligans Island reruns. Reel Wild Cinema. The Richard Pryor Show.

Books:

BL, GN and GR under the Library of Congress Classification System.

Heroes:

No matter how bad someone is, they can change for the better. No matter how good someone is, they can change for the worst.

My Blog

A pray of sorts to all those who have experienced warfare.

    Room Of Sorrow   Deep within the recesses of my mortal soul lies a room where secrets they be kept, there are visions and pieces of time, in this place where the devil himself has ...
Posted by deadpanbill on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 04:37:00 PST

insecure

I dont know what I am. I am that I am is nothingness. I desire more. Insecure socially, sexually, culturally and within any institutions or definitions. I give in to fear...
Posted by deadpanbill on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 06:09:00 PST

:P

I am neitheer financially nor emotionally secur to live outside the house i grew up in.  and i like to read dictionaries upside down.
Posted by deadpanbill on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 02:38:00 PST

:mantra: children songs

One of the view rhymes I remember singing in elementary.   Abraham Lincoln was a mean old man, He jumped thru a window with his dick in his hand.  He said, s'cuse me ladies I'm doing my...
Posted by deadpanbill on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 04:01:00 PST

:Homophobia:

I remember when I was a kid, my dad took me on his knees and said,    "Son, being a hypocrite is worst then being a cocksucker." " But Dad," insisted me, "what if your both?"...
Posted by deadpanbill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

:Depresssed: Bad Habit

Maybe it's the absent of Trazodone talking, but I bullshit too much.  It's easy, huh?  Bad habits usually are, except for masturbation of course.
Posted by deadpanbill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

:love: How to be a Hopeless Romantic

The two techniques on how to be a hopeless romantic are mildly complex and once mastered are sure to bring disappointment or a good laugh or both. 1. Follow every emotion you have. 2. Totally regre...
Posted by deadpanbill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST