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The Yeti

Go shit in'a hat dickhead

About Me

I can be anywhere in the world at any given time so be prepared to find me on your doorstep..... with beer of course, I'm not a total asshole!

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My Interests

ZIPPO lighters.... Pin-ups......Porn.......Music.........Beer......WHISKEY!!... ..Coacoa puffs.....livin out on the open ocean.......eating animals you find cute........finding new ways to make cute animals taste better.......hot sauce and hot peppers .......making fun of people so I feel good about myself....... Tattoo's ......... Finding out if I have a good sperm count.......... Microscopes strong enough to count sperm ........ giving cigarettes to a homeless guy on Mass. Ave. every other day cause I don't have money to give him ........ finding out exactly what speed you have to be going on 495 south in order to be pulled over( I've had a Statie behind me when I was doing 90 when I lokked in the R/view I fucking had a heart attack, changed lanes and he drove right by like it was nothing) ....... Findin out why people from Conn. and NJ love Cape cod so much, YOU HAVE YOUR OWN FUCKING BEACHES, so go screw. ..........h

I'd like to meet:

people who need people.
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

Music:

all kinds I have no need to list them. ..

Movies:

all Evil Deads,fifth element,Vampire Hunter D and Bloodlust,Full Metal Jacket,Once Apon a Time in China 1-3,Caddyshack, and Deliverance. Recently the movie Ravenous on suggestion of a friend and I was very pleased with the film. Now I want to be a cannibal.

Television:

Family Guy, MXC, Upright Citizens Brigade,Monster Garage,Simpsons(who doesn't),TheDiscovery channel,Father Ted,Coupling Father Ted is fucking hillarious .. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Nightwatch -Lord of the Barnyard - the Hungry Ocean -Breaking the House- Magellans Circumnavigation of the World...... It was great, filled with accounts of head hunters, orgies with South Pacific Island girls and Magellen even had to Draw and Quarter some men for trying to mutiny and it was all true.

Heroes:

Poopsie Gigglebuns -Shackleton- and of course Steve Zissou and his team

My Blog

happy new year to all

thats all
Posted by The Yeti on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 01:00:00 PST

question

does anyone read these?
Posted by The Yeti on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

poo poo

pee pee
Posted by The Yeti on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST