You Are Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you!
What's Your Beer Personality?
The way it really should be....1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again I don't want whatever you have.8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask " Remember.......A good friend will help you move....... a REALLY good friend will help you move a body....... let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot.who calls you back when you hang up on himwho will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your foreheadwho wants to show you off to the world when you're in your sweatswho holds your hand in front of his friends.Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."
I listen to all music.
Kayla --
[adjective]:
Sexually stunning
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