Good Gracious!!! This is very naughty indeed!
And this is OUTRAGEOUS! Lasciviousness is a matter I do not take with a mere pinch of salt I can assure you of that if nothing else!
This is much more like it...
Hello there, I am left handed and as a consequence find a great many things such as opening bottles of wine difficult. I share my birthday with Morrissey, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Richard Wagner, and, most wonderfully, Humphrey Lyttleton! "Why most wonderfully?" you may ask. It is because he hosts the GLORIOUS BBC Radio 4 programme 'Sorry I Haven't A Clue'.
I like to go running, sometimes running as much as 4 (four) miles a day. Funnily enough though, when at school I hated PE and to this day I loathe sport in all it's many forms. I also hate walking slow and I always sit in the front carriage of both overland and underground trains, despite the fact my mother tells me "It is the most DANGEROUS thing you can do!"
As I age, I am finding the great Italian pianist Arturo Benedetti Michelangeli and the American saxophonist John Coltrane to be the most inspiring figures I can think of. I also have a profound belief that Thelonious Monk will be considered one of the GREATEST! composers in musical history, right up there with the 3 B's (Bach, Beethoven, and Brahms) and that this whole Lennon & McCartney business will all blow over.
Some interesting facts:
1) I know a lawyer whose 1st name is Andrew!!!
2) My sister-in-LAW (make not of my emphasis on the word "Law" or "LAW" if you will) is a lawyer (LAWyer) too, but her name IS NOT "Andrew"!!!
3) My grandfather's personal physician always jokingly refers to him as "Carlton Brown of the FO" (in reference to the film of the SAME name). He says this often because, alas, as we increase with age, we increase the frequency of our audiences with doctors!!!
4) I can't drive, although I did have lessons and learnt all the moves!!! Including reverse parking in a very large and high car park in Milton Keynes (Milky Beans)!!!
59) I stopped drinking for a while, and when I started again a favourite wine of mine - Morgon - just didn't taste the same anymore!!!
6) I have friends with names like Steven/Steve, Jennifer/Jenny (I NEVER refer to her as "Jen"), Edward/Eddie/Ed, Jack/Jackalous, Simon, Daniel/Dan, Hugh/Huw/Topgear, Nigel/Nige, Stig, Harry/Harriet (Harry hates it when I call him that - Harriet - that is! My, my...), Sean, Luke/Lucas (only I refer to Luke, occasionally, as that, mark my WORDS!!!), Clive, Katarina/Kat, Sally/Sal, Hayley, Michael/Mike, Mark, Sam/Samuel, and Esther/Es. But I have no friends called Larry!!!
3.984) I would like - no - I would LOVE to be friends with Larry David!!!
8) I can't dance but my friend Sean is the BESTEST dancer I ever did see!!! [Please dear reader, do not HATE me for being deficient in dancing! Please oh PLEASE!]
999) Nor can I cook, but I LOVE watching cooking programmes on the television!!!
10) I can't even cook an omlette!!!
2042) However, my friend Steven (24, musician, single) and my brother Russell (29, music teacher, in a relationship) are very good cooks!!!
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GET YOUR DIRTY THIEVING HANDS OFF OUR CATTLE YOU GIANTS!!!
While the giant men & giant men-children commit grave misdeeds with our cattle, the giant she-women make a mockery of our air defences...
I sincerely hope we do not perish at their mighty hands.
