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Heathyr Wynne

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About Me


I'm Heathyr Wynne... I'm 25, 5'9", 125 lbs, with dark hair and grey eyes. (I don't know why this sounds like a lame singles ad, leave me alone.) New location is South KCMO, just bought a house (yes!). I have a son who is 14 months old, Will, the light of my life, of course. And my fiancee Brad kicks ass...most of the time. ;) We've got two dogs, Nub (100lb. pit / boxer mix) and Corona (65lb. golden retriever). They're dorks.Random things about me...you probably don't care, but if you're actually reading this, they might be helpful. Or interesting. Or amusing. Or something.*Pique my interest and I'll love you forever.* *I talk too much when I'm nervous. I think I'm trying to distract people from actually getting to know me by talking about crap that no one cares about.* *I'm actually a very nice person, despite the scary profile. I smile a lot. Big, cheesy, genuine smiles.* *A dictionary and thesaurus are two of my best friends.* *I can't watch other people spit. It makes me gag.* *I have a renewed appreciation for watermelon BubbleYum.* *I hate bots with a passion. They make me want to tear out my hair.* *I know how to use knives and guns, but I prefer my fists and boots. I'm the scrappiest girl I know.* *I'm a stickler for spelling. If I don't know how to spell something, I look it up. I do make mistakes, though.* *I can't stand liars, and those who abuse other people's trust.* *Large groups of people I'm not familiar with make me uncomfortable. Unless it's a concert or something of the sort.* *I'm not that great at making small talk. I frequently get tongue - tied. Or, on the other end of the spectrum, I babble.* *I want to be covered in scars and tattoos someday.* *I think phones are evil. I really prefer talking in person or email.* *While I don't necessarily like it, I hold grudges for a long time. It takes something huge to make me form said grudge, however.* *Someday I shall write a memoir called 'How Baby Einstein Saved My Sanity'.* *Scenesters scare me. The way you dress and the music you listen to isn't all there is to life.* *People who have 290572057 'friends' they've never met amuse me to no end.* *Every time I pass an ear-piercing booth, I want to torch it. Piercing guns are terrible, and they should be outlawed.* *If I could have any job, I'd be a forensic pathologist.* *People who hurt my family members will have to deal with me eventually.* *I like getting in touch with old friends. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.* *I read. A lot. I'm always looking for new reading material. So if you can recommend something that I'd like...I will love you forever...or at least until I'm done reading it.* *True stupidity really bothers me.* *I usually drink an entire two liter of Dr. Pepper every single day. I rarely eat any sweets, though.* *Tylenol PM is a grand thing. I can't fall asleep on my own, for some reason.* *I like to look at boobs. Get over it. Unless I think you're amazingly gorgeous and irresistable, though, I won't try to look at yours - I promise.* *It's really hard to make me angry. You really have to try if you want to upset me.* *I like creepy cartoons.* *My SN or alias, whatever you like to call it, comes from a Tool song. No, I don't actually do opiates.* *I like randomness, and random people. I rarely add folks I don't know, though.* Heathyr Wynne --
[adjective]:
Banshee-like
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

My kid, my man, my family (love to my family on here - sister, Amy, Dad and stepmom, and cousins...Autumn, Christine, Jayme, Dakota, Danial, Emerald and Meg... *kiss*), my best girl Ashleigh, hanging out with friends, getting in touch with old friends, music, movies, art, books, playing with my baby, writing, poetry, nature, animals, clubs, parties, goth, girls, burlesque, 80's, hair dye, dressing up, big boots, digicams, alcohol, food (and lots of it - I could seriously win eating contests), H.R. Geiger, bodymod, piercings, tattoos, painkillers, photography, stars, lingerie, forensic pathology(!!!), anime, bisexuals, bass guitar, Bettie Page (3), biology, bipolar disorder, bondage, bubbles, calligraphy, cello, chinese food, Christianity, Chronotrigger, cigarettes, cooking, corsets, crossdressers, dancing, digital cameras, Double Dash, drums, eyeliner, faeries, fetish, Final Fantasy 7 (it's my crack), fire, fishnets, glam, glitter, gore, hard rock, high heels, horror movies(!!!!!!), hyperhydrosis, industrial, Jezebelle Bond, journalism, Kansas City, kinky sex, knives, lace, latex, leather, makeup, manic depression, Marilyn Monroe, Mario Party, Maynard James Keenan, mice, murder cases, museums, mythology, nonfiction books, opium, pinup girls, poetry, psychology, quotations, razorblades, reading, sarcasm, shoes, sleeping pills, sparkles, Stephen King, Sylvia Plath, tanzanite, tequila, the Simpsons, Tool, true crime novels, Twiggy Ramirez / Jeordie White, velvet, vinyl, voyeurism, women, working, zoos, sitting on my ass on the computer...but that's obvious, isn't it?

I'd like to meet:

People who actually know me!People from: SM East, SM AEP, Plaza Academy, Indian Hills Middle School, Highlands Elementary (you all rock!), old coworkers from Perkins, Goodcents, Papa John's, Ranchmart, etc, etc. And anyone else I was friends or acquaintances with at one point or another. I miss people. I do also add friends from LiveJournal, AOL and whatnot that I've known for quite awhile.I need some adults to hang out with sometimes. Being a stay-at-home mom is cool and everything...but man. I need some adult conversation every once in awhile. I'd like to go out to the bar and drink with cool chicks. I really need more girl friends because I'm *ALWAYS* the only girl in a group full of dudes. Testosterone rules my life.

Music:

Tool, Nine Inch Nails, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, KMFDM, A Perfect Circle, Gorillaz, Placebo - top 7. 311, Afroman, Alice in Chains, Anthrax, Aphex Twin, Beastie Boys, Beatles, Bile, Billy Idol, Bjork, Blondie, Bloodhound Gang, Bob Marley, Bomb Gang Girlz, Boston, Buckethead, Butthole Surfers, Cannibal Corpse, Christina Aguilera, Coal Chamber, Coldplay, Counting Crows, Cream, Daft Punk, David Bowie, Deee-lite, Deftones, Depeche Mode, Dirty Vegas, Electric Six, Eric Clapton, Erykah Badu, Everclear, Front Line Assembly, Funker Vogt, Gnarls Barkley, Gravity Kills, Grim Faeries, Guns N Roses, (Hed) P.E., Head Automatica, Heart, Incubus, James Taylor, Jane's Addiction, Jefferson Airplane, Jimi Hendrix, Johnny Cash, Kidney Thieves, Korn, Kyuss, Led Zepplin, Lords Of Acid, Louis XIV, Ludacris, Marcy Playground, Marilyn Manson, Massive Attack, Meat Beat Manifesto, MC Chris, Men Without Hats, Ministry, Modest Mouse, Nirvana, Norma Jean, ODB, Oingo Boingo, Outkast, Oysterhead, Pantera, Paul Oakenfold, Pigface, Pink Floyd, PJ Harvey, Poe, Portishead, Powerman 5000, Primus, Q-Tip, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Rahzel, Rasputina, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Revolting Cocks, Rob Zombie, Run-DMC, Rush, Sevendust, Shadow's Fall, Sheep on Drugs, Slayer, Slick Idiot, Smashing Pumpkins, Soulfly, Soulive, Switchblade Sympony, System of a Down, Talking Heads, Tenacious D, Terror, The Cure, The Doors, The Offspring, The Police, The Smiths, The Red Chord, The Who, Tom Petty, U2, Velvet Acid Christ, VNV Nation, Weezer, White Stripes, White Zombie, Wu-Tang Clan, Zao, Zeromancer, Ziggy Marley, Zwan...many, many more. ;) I just figured this might give someone an idea of the range in my music tastes. Ha. ^Alphonse Mucha's 'Music'^

Movies:

300...it was almost everything I hoped it would be. Aliens quadrilogy. (*Especially* #2...I want to be a Space Marine when I grow up. Either that or a Spartan warrior.) Oldboy! Audition, Sin City, A Clockwork Orange, Friday, The Dark Crystal, Silent Hill, Goonies, Labyrinth, the Neverending Story 1 & 2, Matrix trilogy, LOTR trilogy, Urusei Yatsura movie 2: Beautiful Dreamer(!!), Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Fist of the North Star, The Crow, Donnie Darko, The Doom Generation, Harry Potter series, Nightmare on Elm Street Series, Life is Beautiful, Wrath of the Ninja: The Yotoden Movie, Saw, Sleepaway Camp trilogy, Akira, Jet Li's Fearless, Pan's Labyrinth, Natural Born Killers, The Notorious Bettie Page, Seven, The Big Lebowski, Grave of the Fireflies, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Heathers, Waiting, The Virgin Suicides, Ninja Scroll, Lost Highway, Stephen King's IT and The Stand, American Beauty, Shaun of the Dead, Ghost in the Shell, Trainspotting, Empire Records, Dazed and Confused, House of 1000 Corpses, Little Shop of Horrors, The Devil's Rejects, Tank Girl, The Huggabunch Movie (it owns), etc. I like horror (especially cheesy ass gory horror), anime, Disney movies, comedy, 80's kids movies, foreign films (in the foreign language, thanks), etc. Anything by David Lynch, John Waters, George Romero and Quentin Tarantino. I'm a giant movie whore. :P I own over 200 DVDs. Just wait. My collection shall be massive. Oh, and '1408' needs to come out right now.

Television:

Heroes is my new obsession. 3 HBO's Autopsy series. 3 Urusei Yatsura, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, CSI, Kid Nation, ER, Scrubs, Aqua Teen, Robot Chicken, Metalocolypse, The Venture Brothers, Dead Like Me, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, The King of Queens, King of the Hill, Meerkat Manor, Survivor, American Idol (lick me), South Park, Carnivale, America's Next Top Model (reality never looked so sweet), most shows on Adult Swim.I normally love animated comedies, true crime shows (and anything to do with forensic pathology), shows on A & E and TLC, surgeries and stuff on the Discovery Health channel (anything with blood and guts, haha). I actually own an old VHS that has an in-depth vasectomy reversal surgery. Is that weird? ;)

Books:

Anything Stephen King. (Particularly The Stand, Desperation and The Regulators.) Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden. The Virgin Suicides and Middlesex by Jeffery Eugiendies. White Oleander by Janet Fitch. The Lovely Bones and Lucky by Alice Sebold. The Glass Castle by Jeannette Walls. The Lord of the Rings trilogy by Tolkien. Anything by Amy Tan, Anne Rice, Brian Jacques. Sylvia Plath, Anne Sexton, Stan Rice, John Keats, Maya Angelou, William Wordsworth. Various other poetry. Nonfiction memoirs. All sorts of true crime novels...I love to study the legal system and murder cases. I've always got a book or two going.

Heroes:

Victoria Claflin Woodhull. (look her up - a good link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Woodhull ) Sylvia Plath, Anne Sexton, Maya Angelou, Alphonse Mucha, Dr. Michael Baden, Bettie Page, Marilyn Monroe, Dita Von Teese, Sarah Silverman, Apnea, and Philip of LithiumPicnic Photography.Most importantly, my incredible family, especially my Grandma Grace. (Rest in Peace, I love you forever!)
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My Blog

Oh, hi.

My computer is fucked to no end. Gaaaaaaaaaah.
Posted by Heathyr Wynne on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:02:00 PST

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Oh...     :( I am so sad for a friend of mine.  Please send good wishes, love, and hope in his direction.
Posted by Heathyr Wynne on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 08:48:00 PST

Halloween pictures

Halloween pictures from my Dad's Halloween party this weekend are up...pretty funny stuff. :)
Posted by Heathyr Wynne on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 04:52:00 PST

lulz ’n stuff.

So my dad and stepmom had a Halloween party last night for all six of the grandkids. It was pretty hilarious. Brad was a chef (WHAT A STRETCH), I was a grim reaper (lame), and Will was a bear. I only ...
Posted by Heathyr Wynne on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 07:51:00 PST

pictures

Threw a few 'new' ones in my Will section and the Family section...just stuff I stole from people. Haha. You might have been jacked.  ;)
Posted by Heathyr Wynne on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 02:42:00 PST

babies + needles = suck

So yeah...took the kiddo to the doctor today. He's perfect and fabulous according to the doctor, hah. But then he had to get his blood drawn (ALL DONE WITH THE CLINICAL TRIAL!! WOO!) as well as get tw...
Posted by Heathyr Wynne on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 04:27:00 PST

*awesome* update ... check your sarcasm levels

So my internet connection has been compromised by the incredible amounts of spyware, adware, and viruses (yay trojan I never fixed) to the point where I can't really look at my email, keep a webp...
Posted by Heathyr Wynne on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:34:00 PST

Griping about the dog.

Brad went to the Down show tonight...I had to stay home with le bebe. :(  Pooey. Jerry came over on Sunday and put the pieces on the car that we needed. He and Robert also helped Brad drag the ne...
Posted by Heathyr Wynne on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 09:27:00 PST

she-nis?!

If anyone was listening to 98.9 this morning...my mom was trying to win us tickets for Freaker's Ball. She didn't win the tickets, but she apparantly won something called a 'shenis'. I guess it's a po...
Posted by Heathyr Wynne on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 04:33:00 PST

Ahahahahahah...

Best euphemism yet for threesomes: riding the tricycle. Thank you, How I Met Your Mother.
Posted by Heathyr Wynne on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:04:00 PST