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Sheri McSlutsky

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About Me

Here is everything you could ever possibly want to know about me: My name is Sheri (well actually Sheri-Anne, which apparently makes me sound southern). I now go to Rutgers, no more BCC, yah! I need a new job. I am a total chocoholic. I can be really shy sometimes, but other times i just dont shut up. Without music, I cannot be happy. I am one of those people who sing and dance in front of the mirror when no one is around. I sing way too much. I am extremely sarcastic, and because of that, people who dont know me think Im a bitch. I curse like a fucking sailor. I have this wierd accent sometimes, and I have no clue what it is or where it comes from, but everyone laughs at it. I am very easily amused, I laugh at anything and everything (even windshield wipers, haha). I can be an attention whore sometimes. As much as I hate to admit it, I am an EXTREMELY jealous person. I really wish I could move out of my house, I really despise it there, I am miserable there. I love food, and i eat way too much of it, but still no matter how i much i eat i still manage to lose weight. I try to hide the fact that i love romance. I crave affection. I am actually very happy for the first time like ever, I'm lucky :). People LOOOOOVE to talk about me, and I find that amusing. I drink waaaaay too much coffee. I say the stupidest things sometimes. I have a weakness for guys that play guitar. I don't give myself as much credit as i deserve. I have a habit of thinking I am lower than everyone else. I am the queen of low self-esteem. When i really want something, I will stop at nothing to get it. Girls dont like me. I love to shock people. Hair dye is my best friend. Everyone tells me I look like Kirsten Dunst, but i dont see it, and it annoys me. I say "grrrr" and "argh" way to much. I call everyone a loser, its out of love. I dont like unnecessary touching. Ummmmm, yea, that is all I can think of for now...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My husbands: Dane Cook, Ryan Renolds, and Edward Norton...hehe

Music:

I like pretty much any type of music, but some of my favorites are: 311, Sublime, From Autumn to Ashes, Anberlin,Billy Talent,old Maddona, and many, many others (I'm too lazy to write all them down). I also have a strange love for early 90s dance music. Its just so cheesy, how could you not love it? And yes, i know I listen to some gay stuff to, but oh well, deal with it.

Movies:

Cruel Intentions, Boondock Saints, The Breakfast Club, Seven, Dogma, Requiem for a Dream, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (that movie is the shit man), The Goonies, pretty much anything with Adam Sandler, Cinderella (hehe), many others.

Television:

I don't really watch TV, all I really watch is the Simpsons and Adult Swim on Cartoon Network.

Heroes:

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