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Allen

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About Me

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspI want Herpes. Did you ever see any of those Valtrex commercials? Everyone in those commercials is always super hot, and they’re always doing some kind of fun outdoor activity like rollerblading or mountain biking. You just gotta know that they’re hooking up whenever they stop for a rest. They almost seem like they’re happy to have the Herp. If I get herpes then I can go rollerblading and mountain biking every day and hook up with super hot chicks. I’ll “take Valtrex, and take charge of my life.”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspI also want Restless Legs Syndrome. Then I can take that drug Mirapex. It’s “proven effective in the treatment of moderate to severs primary Restless Legs Syndrome.” Side effects include hallucinations and compulsion to gamble and have sex. So if you have Restless Legs Syndrome and you take Mirapex then your symptoms will go away, and the side effects are like an added bonus.
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspHere’s an idea for a new reality show. I call it “Survivor.” You take 10 felons and put them on a deserted island. They each get to choose 1 weapon. Simple weapons like hatchets, knives, bow and arrows. Remote cameras monitor the entire island. The contestants must battle to the death. Then the last remaining contestant must fight two American Gladiators to the death. If he wins, he gets a full pardon and $10,000. To make things even more interesting, wild hungry Rottweilers will also be released on the island. This is a really good idea because it gives a hardened criminal a second chance. It provides food for hungry dogs. The American Gladiators will get a good training workout in that day. Nine dead criminals means that less tax money will be going to the prisons. Everyone Wins.

My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Allen
Birthday: St. Patrick's Day
Birthplace: Cheektowaga, NY
Current Location: Cheektowaga, NY
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Usually Dark Brown
Height: 6' 1/2''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: German, Polish, English, Irish, French Canadian
The Shoes You Wore Today: I'm a guy. Shoes are shoes. They don't have different names.
Your Weakness: Some people might say that I'm gullible
Your Fears: Heights
Your Perfect Pizza: 4 inches thick with cheese and pepperoni and dripping with grease.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make more money, of course.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: My IM's are usually 1 word sentences.
Thoughts First Waking Up: I'm tired. I'm going back to bed.
Your Best Physical Feature: You be the judge of that.
Your Bedtime: Whenever.
Your Most Missed Memory: I can't remember.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke. Rum and COKE.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King. Flame broiled and onion rings.
Single or Group Dates: Single. I've never been on a group date.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Who cares. This question should be Smirnoff or Absolute.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both. Thank You.
Cappuccino or Coffee: We don't have a cappuccino machine at work, so I'm going to have to say coffee.
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Alot. Except around children.
Do you Sing: I'm a Karaoke DJ on the side. Do I sing? That's a silly question.
Do you Shower Daily: Morning. After work. Before bed.
Have you Been in Love: Twice, I think. But I'm not sure.
Do you want to go to College: Yes. I already went there, but I want to go back full time when I win the lottery.
Do you want to get Married: Yes.
Do you belive in yourself: Always.
Do you get Motion Sickness: If you have ever driven with me, you would know that the answer to this question is "NO".
Do you think you are Attractive: Moderately. I think I'm good looking. There are better looking people and there are worse. I'll let you be the actual judge of that.
Are you a Health Freak: Nope. I just want to die skinny.
Do you get along with your Parents: Ever since I moved out and got my own house, we get along great.
Do you like Thunderstorms: It's kinda wierd, but the help me sleep.
Do you play an Instrument: Nope. Pianno when I was younger.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: This is a silly question. I refuse to answer.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes. Too much.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes. No. I've sang in front of people. Not on a actual stage.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No. And I know it's kinda cold outside, but I would like to. I love being naked.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No. Does stealing music off the internet count?
Ever been Drunk: If anyone answered no to this question, we need to have a serious talk.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes.
Ever been Beaten up: Once. In 12th grade. Only 2 real fights in my life. One win and one loss.
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah. All the time. Until I turned 15 years old.
How do you want to Die: I don't.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Stuntman. I've been practicing.
What country would you most like to Visit: Thailand or Shri Lanka.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Preferably brown, but I'm not really that fussy.
Favourite Hair Color: Dark brown.
Short or Long Hair: Medium or Long.
Height: Don't care.
Weight: Thin
Best Clothing Style: Depends on my mood.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Donno anymore.
Number of CDs I own: Donno anymore.
Number of Piercings: 1 hole in each ear from when I was younger. No earrings.
Number of Tattoos: 1. Eventually 1 more.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: If I think of anything, I'll let you know.

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Working out, any games or sports, watching movies (but not television), hiking. Anything out of the ordinary. ....

I'd like to meet:

People.

Music:

Michael Jackson, Def Leppard, Bon Jovi, Poison, Boston, Gavin Degraw, Tim Mcgraw, Sean Paul. Actually, I think I like everything.

Movies:

Natural Born Killers, Breakfast at Tiffany's. True Romance, Clueless, Starship Troopers, A River Runs Through It, Boondock Saints, The Secret Window, Elf, Christmas Vacation, and any movie that I can snuggle to.

Television:

TV rots your brain. At least that's what my parents used to tell me.

Books:

Reading was cool when I was in college, not anymore.

Heroes:

Mom, Dad, Spiderman, Superman, Batman, Wonderwoman, Jackie Chan.

My Blog

Vanessa Anne Hudgens

I was the nakie pictures on the internet today.  Hot!!!
Posted by Allen on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 01:42:00 PST