Dreaming |
I had a dream, last night.
In that dream, Ricky Gervais was a mass murderer. Ye but I karate chopped his ass up and down the streets of Coatbridge.
I am going to try and pre-program a dream....
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 15:46:00 GMT |
Aahhhh |
I have runners nipple.
What do think about that?
Here is a piece of advice for you.
Dont run when your T shirt has a badge over your breasticle.
A P T.
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 13:41:00 GMT |
Should I stay or should I go. |
Wab baba luba a wam bam boo, derid de deredde derid de , its Friday!!!
I have had a killer of a hangover all day today whilst at work. However I have decided its better to be...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:28:00 GMT |
People on trains |
People on trains
If you are a person and you are on the train in the morning and you like to talk crap for the whole journey then please stay as far away from me as possible unless you want ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:50:00 GMT |
Me and my white socks!!! |
White socks are amazing. I love wearing my white socks. If your like me and want to talk white socks then let me know.
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:47:00 GMT |
emailing |
I sent this to someone and thot you would like to see it.
My email is [email protected] and my new birds adress is:
Mrs Penguin Timpson,3 Peanut Butter drive,IFU RDFT.
email address:
pengu...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:00:00 GMT |
Today |
I bought a sausage roll today out of Greggs. I dropped it on the ground.
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 14:00:00 GMT |
Life is a waste of time so get wasted all of the time and have the time of yer life. |
I think the life circle is all backwards. You should start out dead, get it out of the way. You wake up in an old folks home, getting better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go and...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 03:17:00 GMT |
