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Keegan

Ahh! Natures water.

About Me

All work and no play make a scratchy cantankerous.

My Interests

Playing drums, fun with friends, oogling hot women, quality time with my cats, funny shit on youtube, my family, finding new music, laughing, meeting new people, seeing the world, four square, pool, darts, acquiring more culture than a spoon full of yogurt.

Music:

Thats a loaded question! I like just about everything except for crappy pop music, new country, and smooth jazz. A few of my favorites right now are Botch, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Doc Watson, See You Next Tuesday, King Crimson, Akimbo, Beirut, Converge, The Sword, Shellac, Mogwai, Queen, Buena Vista Social Club, David Bowie, Curtis Mayfield, Pelican, Al Green, etc... etc... NOT JACK FUCKING JOHNSON, PHISH, OR JOURNEY!!!

Movies:

Indy films, documentaries, mocumentaries, horror, comedy.

Television:

PBS, most other television is crap.

Books:

I'm a big fan of short prose

Heroes:

Botch, Bill Hicks, Converge, Sherman Alexie, Wes Anderson, Nabob Court, Karen and Vic Rudek, my Mom, my Aunt Connie (she IS a saint), Tanner (still miss you after all these years old girl), Sean Coan, Dakota Elder, any musicians who do it for the love of it and not money or fame, Richard Marion, Doc Watson, Anthony Bourdain, Steve Albini, Dave Chapelle, Steven Hawking, Nicholi Tesla, Ken Burns, M.L.K., and almost anyone who has something to say, will say it, and stand behind it once it's said.

My Blog

Facts about the male anatomy

When sexually aroused (horny), the males brain is known to move from their standard position (between the ears) down to the penis - forcing the owner of said penis to do crazy things. Also - but not a...
Posted by Keegan on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 12:50:00 PST

Some random thoughts for the day

I sat in cat barf today.  Bastard, I should make him eat it... oh wait... he would eat it any way if I just left it there.  Bastard.The sun pisses me off, it just sits there and doesn't do a...
Posted by Keegan on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 04:39:00 PST

Private thoughts of a cannibal pt.1

  It is good to have goals in life, aspire to accomplish and achieve ever greater and more rewarding tasks.  Feeling as though I myself have made a good deal  of progress recently in se...
Posted by Keegan on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 07:56:00 PST

Tu cara esta nobiendo

I hadn't made a friend cry since elementary school.  Now we both feel like assholes.
Posted by Keegan on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 06:10:00 PST

Bike Lanes

beginning? end? end of beginning? beginning of end?  stiffled here... at this intersection... who has the light? red? green? yellow? black!  The fucking lights are out.  throw down dhe ...
Posted by Keegan on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 01:21:00 PST

sad day

3-19-06got drunkparted ways with our singer josh, hardest thing since having my heart brokenit was just like breaking up.  rob did the hard work, I stood..sat, noddedalot...spoke little... words ...
Posted by Keegan on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 11:02:00 PST