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Naked Bacon Man

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About Me

woogie boogie yall, no im just kidding but you guys do suck. well time to update my about me part ......... ggahh! what to put. well um, yeah, If you know me, then you know... if not? ask, and then I'll try to not offend you but dont hold me to it.PS ... go defecate and roll in it .....ModMySpace Profile Customizer
How to make a Naked bacon man
Ingredients:
1 part competetiveness
5 parts silliness
5 parts leadership
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of wisdom and enjoy!
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

My Interests


Your Life Path Number is 7
Your purpose in life is to find truth and meaning

You are very spiritual, and you are interested in the mysteries of life.
You are quite analytical and a great thinker. You have many theories and insights.
A life of solitude is perfect for you. You need time to think and do things your way.

In love, you are quite charming. You attract many with your confidence and wit.

While you enjoy being alone, sometimes you take it to an extreme.
You can become too isolated, shutting out loved ones and friends.
Express yourself a little bit more, and you'll be surprised where it takes you! What Is Your Life Path Number?

I'd like to meet:

New friends, and run into the old ones
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Dr. Feelgood What's Your Porn Star Name?

Music:

almost everything ....

Movies:

almost all
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adopt your own virtual pet!

Television:

discovery channel,travle channel,science channel, and Adult swim (sometimes skin-A-max)

Books:

it is hard for me to sit down and finish one (I blame the writer) but tom clancy , chuck planksie( author of fight club and the book choke) my cousin cain wrote a great book on yoga,it all depends on if the book grabs my attention

Heroes:

I can say that my life has been influenced by many great people and minds of the past and present
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: travis naked bacon man
Birthday: every day
Birthplace: hospital
Current Location: here
Eye Color: cow shit brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5' 11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends
Your Heritage: cracker
The Shoes You Wore Today: sk8er
Your Weakness: bacon booze bonner (in that order
Your Fears: stuff
Your Perfect Pizza: in my tummy
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to stroke it till it falls off
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: is that a trick question
Thoughts First Waking Up: bacon booze bonner (in that order)
Your Best Physical Feature: you tell me
Your Bedtime: when the sun is comin up
Your Most Missed Memory: well if i remember it I cant miss it now can I
Pepsi or Coke: cold or hot tea
MacDonalds or Burger King: who cares it all ends up looking tasting and being shit
Single or Group Dates: single unless we all get naked
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: camomile or green tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: swirly from sizzler
Cappuccino or Coffee: only if i need to crap
Do you Smoke: yup
Do you Swear: I dont pay fucking attention to that shit
Do you Sing: yeah right
Do you Shower Daily: smell like roses
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: seconds please
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: i hope im real or this is one fucked up dream
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when you move towarrds me
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah
Are you a Health Freak: i like to be but then i smoke
Do you get along with your Parents: yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup
Do you play an Instrument: the trumpet for two weeks in 5th grade
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: let me check how old the vomit spot is
In the past month have you Smoked: Im most likely smoking now
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: with your mom dur (that was a pun to all you idiots that say your mom)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: squidlicous
In the past month have you been on Stage: to be or not to be on stage ... not
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: well my winter coat grew in nicely so i dont think i can
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: your virgin ass
Ever been Drunk: ever? right now I hope
Ever been called a Tease: nenner nenner nenner
Ever been Beaten up: yeah
Ever Shoplifted: once when i was 3
How do you want to Die: slow and painfull hey thats your last felling make it last
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a cross between a pot belly pig and genetal warts of the mouth oh wait that is courtny love
What country would you most like to Visit: all but that one with the smelly people you know the one Im talking about
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: like im gonna look you in the eye hahahaha !!!!
Favourite Hair Color: long
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: i dont care
Weight: reasonable to your hight
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: 6
Number of CDs I own: if you would stop asking all these questions i could count them
Number of Piercings: had 6
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: knowing you hahaha just kidding but really
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