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Keller Be Kelled

If you're never alone, you'll never find happiness in love's company - Thanks Mike

About Me

By day I'm your average mild-mannered civilian. By night, I throw on my costume and take to the streets to defend people like you from the evil of the world.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kyle
Birthday: Sept. 29, 1984
Birthplace: Michigan
Current Location: Michigan
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6' 3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends what I'm doing
Your Heritage: mostly scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: some elements
Your Weakness: kryptonite
Your Fears: kryptonite
Your Perfect Pizza: sausage and yellow peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start getting back to school, MOVE THE FUCK OUT
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't really go on im at all
Thoughts First Waking Up: Usually, where am I? I'm really disoriented when I wake up

Your Best Physical Feature: hmm. . . my ass, maybe?
Your Bedtime: midnightish
Your Most Missed Memory: my grandpa
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: single, usually
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I prefer hot tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: I don't drink caffeine, I have too much energy already
Do you Smoke: Yeah, but I really need to quit
Do you Swear: Hell yeah
Do you Sing: Yes, horribly
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Once
Do you want to go to College: Yeah, I didn't used to, but now I want to
Do you want to get Married: If I meet the right girl
Do you believe in yourself: More often than not
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Some days more than others, but, yeah, I'm a sexy bitch
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: With my mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em
Do you play an Instrument: A little guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nnnnooooooo. . .
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: By myself?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: I could tell you stories
Ever been called a Tease: Not that I know of, doubt it
Ever been Beaten up: Once or twice
Ever Shoplifted: I may have. If I did, I'm not proud of it.
How do you want to Die: Happy and in love
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I dunno really, a journalist or something in polotics maybe, but not a polotician
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: depends on the girl, usually long
Height: 6 feet and under
Weight: I like a girl I can throw really, really far.
Best Clothing Style: I wouldn't even know what to call it. Whatever looks good.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Yes. . .wait. . . what?
Number of CDs I own: Not many, I've lost more than I own
Number of Piercings: none anymore, use to have an eyebrow
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None. Used to be a lot but life is too short to regret things so I just let em all go.
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Master Splinter
You're wise beyond your years, and you're normally very, VERY calm in even the darkest of problems. You spend much time thinking over problems, trying to help others around you, and enjoying time alone and with family. Though you are a skilled warrior, at either power or mind, you prefer peace, harmony, and silence. Others look to you for help and words of wisdom, and often take your advise eagerly and with little question.

An Elvis man, you like you women dangerous and your steaks bloody. You often get wrapped up in landscapes and fail to realize the danger you put yourself into. Don't get cocky, and don't get caught. It might be good to lay off the drugs every once in a while. Just a suggestion.


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Spiritualism
Your ideals are mostly spiritual, but in an individualistic way. While spirituality is very important in your life, organized religion itself may not be for you. It is best for you to seek these things on your own terms.
80% spiritual.
40% reason-oriented.
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Your Political Profile:
Overall: 20% Conservative, 80% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
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My Interests

Friends and family. I'm a dork so video games, movies, stuff like that. Snowboarding, martial arts. Good books, abstract art, philosophy, theology. Other stuff, too. I put it up as I think of it.

I'd like to meet:

As far as famous people. . . Johnny Depp or Quentin Tarantino.As for everyone else I recently realized I love pretty much everyone I meet so long as they're honest. Anyone and everyone can teach you something about yourself. Things that you may never have seen on your own may be the first things that other people notice about you. So the more relationships we build the more we know about ourselves. So, I wanna meet everyone. Wow. . . I'm deep.
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Music:


Favorite bands are 311, Incubus, No Doubt, Rancid, Chili Peppers. I used to only like rock and metal, but now because of someone forcing me to listen to a bunch of stuff I thought I didn't like, I pretty much listen to everything. But, Classic Rock is my favorite.


Movies:

Star Wars, anything by Quentin Tarantino, anything with Johnny Depp, Kevin Smith movies and anything that makes me laugh. I base a lot of what I like on who wrote it and who is in it. I used to watch a lot of scary movies, too, but they just don't scare me anymore.

Television:

I don't really watch a lot of TV anymore, but I like anything on Adult Swim. I'm not all that big on anime but I do like Cowboy Bebop and Samurai Champloo. The only show that I really follow anymore is Lost. Then I watch the Daily Show and the Colbert Report when I get the chance.



I love Butters.


Books:

My favorite is Lord of the Rings, but I like all sorts of books. I used to have a massive list on here, but I took it off. Honorable mention goes to The Da Vanci Code, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and anything by Al Franken.

Heroes:

My grandpa, Keith Copeland, Stephen Colbert.Z
Which Tarot Card Are You?
You are the Star card. The Star is the light of hope. Shining in the night, sending light into darkness, the stars provide direction to sailors and are a field on which to dream. Humanity used to look up at the sky and desire to be there, to find out what it all meant, and now we have been a distance into space and have elementary ideas of the makeup of all the different stars. This kind of achievement adds further fuel to our hopes. The eternal, slow-moving stars that will be long shining past the end of our own existence provide hope of immortality, and the vast space they suggest and the very mystery they hold provide us with excitement and knowledge yet to be discovered.

You Are Sunshine
Soothing and calm
You are often held up by others as the ideal
But too much of you, and they'll get burned
You are best known for: your warmth
Your dominant state: connecting
You Are 76% Gentleman
You are definitely a gentleman. You're very considerate and you have excellent manners.
Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish... but usually no one notices!
He's not a medical doctor. He has PhDs in Anthropology and Political Science.

My Blog

Reflection

Crimson is the color of experience.It's life itself that burns to take the world by storm. To remind everyone that wrists were given to us just so they can be cut open someday.Transcendental memories....
Posted by Keller Be Kelled on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 06:17:00 PST

Word

Some stuff that I wrote is gonna be published in a book. . . woot .
Posted by Keller Be Kelled on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 07:04:00 PST

The Defining Word

What's the word that sparks the burn,Makes me sick, makes my stomach turn?Makes me wonder about the game andMakes it so I'll never learn?Why are their locks on all the doors,That can only be opened fo...
Posted by Keller Be Kelled on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 06:21:00 PST

subject schmubject

The main difference between Beauty and the Beast is that while Beauty has made herself more accessible and less available, the Beast has made itself more available, yet less accessible.  A p...
Posted by Keller Be Kelled on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 10:56:00 PST

Life's long lost friend.

You manage to create storybook endings to sad tales you never realized you were reading until you turned the last page and closed your eyes to go to sleep.  Slipping into drea...
Posted by Keller Be Kelled on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 02:35:00 PST

The Corners

Countless corners stay stationary.They can move in directions that we never considered.They could, but they don't.They're at war.Peaceful revolts spark in one way streets. Peaceful revolts can quickly...
Posted by Keller Be Kelled on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 07:46:00 PST

and he sits. . .

He could have been someoneCan 't stop what's begunGave up his strength, and that's why THEY won. He could have been someoneNow stares at the sun,unable to change things that have been done He could ha...
Posted by Keller Be Kelled on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:29:00 PST