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Captain Mallory

YARRR!!!!

About Me

Well, I graduated from the University of Kentucky about a year ago. I'm torn between my Louisville and Lexington alliances... Since I'm originally from a county right outside the 'ville, I consider myself a "Villan." However, Lexington will always be a home to me as well. Having lived there for 5 years, I know the place inside and out. The friends that I have made there are my second family. Many people will say that, but I know these people (you know who you are) would go to the ends of the earth for me, and I for them. Other than that, I think the most important things about me are: 1. I love to laugh. If you don't have a sense of humor, we are NOT going to be friends. 2. I am SUPER sensitive... not all the time, but at random and usually inopportune moments. 3. My favorite drink is RUM... The Captain and The Sailor to be more specific. 4. I don't date strangers or let guys get my number at a bar... I don't want to have a relationship with someone I don't know... You never know what you could be getting yourself into. 5. However, I love going to the bars with my friends ans watch THEM try to hit on people. Funny. 6. I have two brothers and they are both totally awesome. Jeff is on myspace too, check him out. He jams.
Your Seduction Style: The Natural
You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast. What Is Your Seduction Style?
You Are Kermit
Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, you get along well with everyone you know.
You're a big thinker, and sometimes you over think life's problems.
Don't worry - everyone know's it's not easy being green.
Just remember, time's fun when you're having flies! The Muppet Personality Test
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Marilyn
Birthday: June 24
Birthplace: Columbia SC
Current Location: Lexington, KY
Eye Color: green/brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'7''
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: european mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Rebok
Your Weakness: My emotions
Your Fears: Death
Your Perfect Pizza: Mushroom, onion, maybe sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Financial independence
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol- of course
Thoughts First Waking Up: How many times can I hit the snooze?
Your Best Physical Feature: My hair
Your Bedtime: Late
Your Most Missed Memory: I'm missing a lot of memories...
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: deoends on my mood
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: like a damn train
Do you Swear: didn't I just say "damn?"
Do you Sing: yeah
Do you Shower Daily: unless I'm just THAT tired
Have you Been in Love: I thought I was a couple of times
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: yeah
Do you belive in yourself: yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm cute
Are you a Health Freak: hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes, they are awesome
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE them
Do you play an Instrument: Piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hahaha... yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: definitely
In the past month have you been on Drugs: you're going to have to be more specific
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no, but a few guys hit on me
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: hmm, I think so
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nah
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah, Kareoke bar
In the past month have you been Dumped: You'd have to be dating someone to be dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: I don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Alive
What country would you most like to Visit: Probably somewhere in Europe, I'm not picky
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I don't judge on eye color
Favourite Hair Color: I don't judge on hair color... but I haven't had the best luck with blondes
Short or Long Hair: usually long, but there are some hot dudes with short hair
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Normal, depends on how tall they are
Best Clothing Style: on the floor
Number of Drugs I have taken: experimentation is fine, addiction is a whole other game
Number of CDs I own: I'm not going to count them, sorry
Number of Piercings: a few are cool
Number of Tattoos: a couple are fine as long as they aren't stupid
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regrets are sad but I think we've all had at leat one
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You Are Boyish Sexy
You're the kind of girl who gets along with all the boys
Whether it's holding your own in a game of touch football...
Or kicking some major butt while playing Xbox.
You hang with the guys easily, while still keeping your girly sexiness. What Kind of Sexy Are You?

My Interests

I love children... Hence me being a school teacher working in a day care right now. I like good movies, good rum, good people, and good conversation... I also play the piano, not as much as I'd like to, and I love to sing though I haven't really done anything with that either. Oh yeah, I like vidoe games too, I'll whoop you at Mario Kart.
Life is Random...ask questions
Ocean or Lake? Ocean
Pizza or Chinese? Chinese
Mansion or Penthouse? Mansion I guess
Have you been on a Jet Ski? no
Are you afraid of clowns? no, they're dumb
How many brothers/sisters do you have? 2 brothers
Favorite band/group? Thats a toughie, I can't choose
Baseball or football? football
Favorite brand of makeup? Clinique
Waffles or pancakes? waffles
Do you have an IPod? no
Bike or scooter? I always wanted a moped
Ever go in a hot air balloon? not very far
How will you celebrate turning 21? I went to a lame bar, my ex wouldn't even go with me even though I offered to buy HIM dinner... what the hell
What brand computer do you have? Dell
How many times have you been to DisneyWorld? 2
Favorite city? I havent been to many, maybe Louisville
Ice cream or frozen yogurt? Ice cream
Do you think you are fat? not all over
Ever throw up in a public place? I dont think so but I've seen it plenty
Do you have a pool? At my apartment
Ever drive a car? sure
How many times a month do you go to the movies? hardly ever
Last movie you saw? Chronicles of Narnia maybe
Who is your hero? My dad
How old are your parents? 55
What deceased person would you like to meet? Jesus, then I could ask him if he was for real...
Do you chew ice? sometimes
Have you been to California? yeah
Last book you read? Something for school so I blocked it out
Favorite teacher? Mr. Peterson, Senior AP Physics Teacher
Do you like to go fishing? yeah
How many boyfirends/girlfriends have you had? starting from highschool, cuz the others don't count, 7
How many of those do you regret? one
What is you average in school? 3.769
Favorite professional team? UK basketball, if that counts
Do you like mohawks? not on anyone I'm kissing
How many pairs of shoes do you own? I'm not going to count
Do you floss? when I have stuff in my teeth
Do you have braces? no
Do you bite your nails? no
What is your last thought before falling asleep? How much longer till I fall alseep OR Who should I seduce in my dreams?
Do you fall in love easily? Sometimes
Ever have a crush and they never knew? yeah, who hasn't?
Do you babysit? I work at a daycare!
Ever been shot at? with a bullet, no
Do you work out/exercise? I've attempted, no motivation
Do you have 6 pack abs? HA! no
Do you consider yourself nice? Overly nice actually
What movie character would you like to be? any cartoon so I can always come back to life if I die and I'll never grow old
Do you go to camp for the summer? nope
Ever been bit by a snake? no
Have you been on a boat? yeah
Name of friend you have known the longest? Tiffany Davis
Do you like jumping on a trampoline? yeah, but my mommy never let me
Ever break a bone? yeah, but I was a baby
Name of favorite Aunt/Uncle? Steven I guess
What is your ultimate job? Mother
Do you want to walk on the moon? hell no, there's no AIR
Can you name the seven dwarfs? probably not
Favorite TV show? Smallville or Lost
Apples or oranges? Apples
Favorite model of car? Mine?
Favorite flower? rose
Favorite color? green
Besides family, ever have someone of the opp sex in your bedroom? yeah
Ever climb out your bedroom window? yeah
Do you live in an apartment or house? apartment
How many times in the last month have you had the hiccups? once or twice?
Ever laugh so hard milk came out your nose? no, thank god
How many cousins do you have? Look, My dad came from a family of seven who have all been remarried... there is really no telling
Do you believe in ghosts? I think so
If you were a bird, what would you be? What kind of question is that?
Ever get stitches? no
If you could, would you want to know what your future was going to be? Thats deep, I really don't know
How many kids do you want to have? 2
If you could change your name, what would it be? I like my name
Dogs or cats? DOGS all the way
Who do you tell your problems to? my mom, courtney, recently Dane and Jesse
Who can your tell your secrets to and know they wont tell? My mom, but only some secrets of course
Do you believe in love at first sight? No. You have to know someone to love them.
Do you go to church? nope
Would you marry outside your religon? yeah
Volleyball or tennis? eh, Tennis?
How many people were at your last party? 15-20... thats a lot for my apartment
Ever ride in a limo? yeah
Ever drink champagne? yeah... in the limo
Favorite dinner? probably pumpkin curry at the Bangkok House

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I'd like to meet:

Someone who's keepin it real. End of story. Oh yeah, and of course TOM WELLING... I may not be a girlie-girl but I can sure appretiate a hot man...
Your Birthdate: June 24
You understand people well and are a natural born therapist.
A peacemaker, people always seem to get along when you are around.
You tend to be a father or mother figure to friends, even to those older than you.
You enjoy your role, and you find that you are close to many people.

Your strength: Your devotion

Your weakness: Reliance on others for happiness

Your power color: Lilac

Your power symbol: Heart

Your power month: June What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Music:

Nine Inch Nails, Jack Johnson, the ocassional booty rap, Marilyn Manson, Dave, old rock... a bunch of different stuff.

Movies:

True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Kevin Smith movies, Labrynth, The Princess Bride, South Park...

Television:

Smallville, Supernatural, Lost, The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Friends...

Books:

Anne Rice, Dean Koontz, Stephen King... I like scary/mystery stuff.

Heroes:

My Dad

My Blog

Shhhhh....

Sometime Late at Night... Cover my mouth with your kisses. I sink into your arms, Let you wrap your will around me. For this moment, we belong to each other. Everything around us fades to gray. The wo...
Posted by Captain Marilyn on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:36:00 PST

female survey

Female Survey*1. What color is your bra?I'm not wearing one...2. Do you ever lie about your age?nope3. Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys"?I wish there could be a man who was 50/504. Do you...
Posted by Captain Marilyn on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:11:00 PST

What kind of vampire am I??

http://images.quizfarm.com/1122560879qotd20smarius.jpg">> You scored as Marius. You are the quiet cool. You are so mellow people are lulled into a false sense of security. When you are pissed god help...
Posted by Captain Marilyn on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:31:00 PST

Midnight Muse...

Well my friends, I'm not sure who reads my blog anyway but I thought I'd put a new one out there for you... This is really probably a first draft but since I don't exactly publish this shit anyway, wh...
Posted by Captain Marilyn on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:33:00 PST

From A to Z

Me from A to ZA is for age23B is for beer of choiceHoney Brown C is for career right now:Teacher D is for your dog's name?Tino E is for essential item you use everyday?lighter... heheheF is for fa...
Posted by Captain Marilyn on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:13:00 PST

Alone tonight

Well boys and girls, here I am, in Louis-vegas Kentucky once again. My apartment is not yet unpacked and I'm living in unemployed squalor... sweet. It's late on a Tuesday night, and for the first time...
Posted by Captain Marilyn on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 08:33:00 PST

Good/Bad News

Alright, its actually the same news... it just depends on how you take it... good or bad... I have pretty much decided to move back to Louisville in a month or so. After nearly geting a job up there, ...
Posted by Captain Marilyn on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 03:18:00 PST

Ouch!

Well well well, I haven't spoken to you all in a long while... Thought I would say "whats up?" I've been having a good time with my friends lately, but there is still nothing showing up in the job de...
Posted by Captain Marilyn on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 09:28:00 PST

red river

I'm headed to the red river gorge for the first time in my short life!!! yes, ME... camping in the wilderness... wish my dumb ass luck... I'm not trying to fall off of any cliffs... hopefully Captain ...
Posted by Captain Marilyn on Sat, 27 May 2006 04:29:00 PST

MAY!!!

Man I'm pooped! I think the rain and clouds are sapping the energy straight out of my body! I'm going to need all I can get, this month is busy! This Friday my work is getting together for a cookout i...
Posted by Captain Marilyn on Mon, 15 May 2006 03:06:00 PST