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Destructo Boy

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About Me

I'm not bad.

My Interests

Being original.
Being a snappy looking dude.
Good conversation.
Having a laugh or two.
Using my imagination.
Other people using their imaginations.
Rocking out with my cock in, as opposed to out.
Writing, taking a break, then writing some more.
Reading whatever I can get my eyes on.
Trying to be as brilliant as I possibly can.
Snappy comebacks.

I'd like to meet:

I like to laugh. If you can make me do that, I'll like you. And Batman.

Music:

All of it. Seriously.

Movies:

Goodfellas, Heathers, Superman 2, Batman Begins, Serenity, Boogie Nights, Ed Wood, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Clueless, Election, Kill Bill, Battle Royale, The Departed, Gangs of New York, The Last King of Scotland

Television:

Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Futurama, Charles in Charge, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Happy Days, Penn & Teller Bullshit, Oz, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and way more that I shouldn't even be watching

Books:

Yes, I read Harry Potter. Ender's Shadow was spiffy. I loved Wiseguy, and not just because it's the book Goodfellas is based on. Terry Pratchett's great for making me actually enjoy fantasy. Watership Down is one of the only books that ever made me think rabbits could be stone cold bad asses. Young Justice is one of my favorite comics, taking a back seat only to Runaways. Check them all out.

Heroes:

Anybody who's fun, funny, and awesome. Anybody like me...

My Blog

Coffee Danger

Recently I've developed an affinity for Starbucks coffee.  Yeah, I know it's over-priced and probably bad for me and they probably have subsidiary companies dedicated to shooting bunny rabbits wi...
Posted by Destructo Boy on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 08:44:00 PST

The Post Christmas Scott Update!

Christmas kicked butt this year, I must say, despite some wretchedly boring times with the fam, I enjoyed myself.  Being the ultimate gift giver that I am, I got my niece The Nightmare Before Chr...
Posted by Destructo Boy on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 09:04:00 PST

Raining Blood For Christmas

The title sounds harsh, but I like the sound of it.  I hope everyone's doing smashingly out there in MySpaceland.  I'm good, all loaded up with an abundance of Christmas cheer and a desire t...
Posted by Destructo Boy on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 01:13:00 PST

Post-Weekend Update

By recent standards, this weekend was uneventful for the Scottmeister.  Not to say I didn't have an entirely smashtacular(Scott's word of the week, try using it in a sentence) time.  Friday ...
Posted by Destructo Boy on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 11:58:00 PST

The Life and Times of Scott

I have a ton on my mind right now, and while there's no way in heck I'd post it all in a blog, I still feel like typing something out in hopes of clearing my head. My weekend was so-so.  Entertai...
Posted by Destructo Boy on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 11:31:00 PST

Cool Gum

It's 2:30 in the AM, and I'm sitting here chewing gum.  I think I pull off an air of smug coolness with the help of Peppermint-flavored Orbit.  By Wrigley's!
Posted by Destructo Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Death of My Awesome Hair and the Scott-Scotty Situation

I was growing my hair out. Now it's gone. I caved. I got it cut. I'm not proud of it. My hair's shorter than it's been in a while and all I can think about are the good times with my beautiful br...
Posted by Destructo Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Who I am

I think I'm a new age narcissist.
Posted by Destructo Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hint Hint

To anyone who's reading this, I'm sure you'll be interested to know that tomorrow is the twenty-third anniversary of my birth. Rock on, Myspace.
Posted by Destructo Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Six Shooter

Following my Ocelot-induced revolver fixation, I'll soon be getting a six shooter belt buckle. Fucking nice.
Posted by Destructo Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST