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Dirty Dave's n the VI

The Un-Virgin Islands!!!

About Me




NV 8/17
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I've been informed that some of ya'll think that if I deleted everybody that I've hooked up with, or wanted to hook up with (excluding dudes) that my myspace page would look something like ***THIS***.
My publicist tells me to inform you that I have no comment to whether or not there's any validity to this accusation.
If you don't know me, then you probably hate me....those that really know me, love me, & to those that don't want to know me...f*ck off. I'll be adding more to my page soon, I've only been on here a minute so give me sum time, plus I'm WAY too busy with my alcohol benge right now. It's hard being a retired rock star! How the f*ck does Mick Jagger do that shit? I guess I'd consider myself a HIGH-CLASS redneck, because I eat Lobster tails, ...dipped in Ranch dressing. No I'm just kidding about that one, who'd wanna mess up a good thing of Ranch?
Lil more about me: I can't stand floral patterns, but like pretty flowers, although I can only identify 3 or 4, which are Red Roses, Yellow Roses, Pink Roses & Purple horseshoes.... I drink Coke not Coffee. Usually 1 can for breakfast, unless I'm really hungover then it's 3 cans. I sleep late, but work even later! I can work @ 2:00 in the morning better than 9:00 in the am.
Loves:
I love my Dog, my IMMEDIATE Family, my Friends.. (all both of them). I Love Jesus. I love helping people when they deserve it! I love old people. I love blue water & palm trees, but never see them except on my screensaver. I love my job, because I make $ and don't even feel like I work. Love cold beer. Love making people laugh. Love music. Love being loved. Sometimes love being hated. Love hearing kids laugh, even if its at me. Love to dance, just can't anymore. Love girls. Love technology, as long as I'm not having to show someone else how to use it. Love pretty lake views. Love my new house, hope the owners don't come home soon & call the police. Love this song. Love being in love, but only have once or twice...
Hates:
I hate stupid people, I hate people that can't drive, I hate traffic, I hate it when people say "guess what"? & then they don't tell you! Hate pictures of girls trying too hard to look cute with those STUPID ASS poses. I hate early mornings unless I have something important to do. I hate Fake people. I hate overly happy people, such as servers that try too hard to fake that smile. Hate showing someone how to use an electronic device. Hate too many remote controls! Hate being thirsty as hell in the AM only to discover that somebody drank my last Coke! ....Oh yeah, I HATE this fucking movie player Virus thing that keeps poping up on my computer that wants me to pay $29.95 to remove it, all because SOMEBODY
thats staying at my house right now tried to Download Porn on my new office laptop! ...That's what the computer downstairs in the studio is for!!! HATE being in love, thank God it's been once or twice...

My Interests


Guys... I think I met the perfect girl the other night...I really do think she could be the one! Her hair was glowing like warm sunshine-covered sand on a tropical summer's day, her eyes shined like those of an Angel's,....... her smile was as big as the sky! She made me feel like I was the only man on Earth, like I was the King of my own country. Her scent was one that will never be forgotten. I even think her precious foot was adorned by her very own Cinderella-like Glass Slipper. Oh, if I could only be her Prince.... ...and the way she hung upside down from that pole!...... I swear to god, if I could only remember the name of that strip club I was at, I'd go back tomorrow!!!! haha halla

I'd like to meet:

Erbody

Movies:

Comedy, Comedy, & more Comedy. I CAN"T STAND drama. The Lifetime channel, just like Birkdale,... is 4 bitches! That's about it. I luv dry humor & quick witted comedy, I luv Owen Wilson, Ben Stiller, Vince Vahn, Will Ferrell & the like! I constantly find myself repeating "Take mah strong hand" & "Did I frighten ya dear child?".... from Scary Movie 2". My favorite movie right now is 40 yr old virgin. It has been inducted into my personal "classics", which also includes: Zoolander, Starsky & Hutch (Doit Doit), Wedding Crashers, Office Space, Scary Movie 2, Old School, and the movie I've probably watched the most is an old Steve Martin movie called "My Blue Heaven". Haven't watched it in a while though. Also "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" - funny as hell!

Books:



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