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Orchestrated Chaos

About Me

Cooler than you. It has been scientifically proven. I never keep my cigs and lighter in the same pocket. I don't eat/drink anything blue, it's not natural (blueberries are purple). I am wise beyond my years (so i'm told). I like to fuck with people's heads and attempt to open their eyes. I, apparantly, am one of the best listeners on the planet....yay....just kidding, i enjoy it. Pimp-My-Profile

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My Interests

The little things on the end of your shoelaces (not mine, yours). monkeys. pancakes. being a sexual god (ask the missus). gaming. friends. sodomizing myself with peanut butter-covered poodles, and TATTOOS. RRRAAARRR!!!!..............and the Thundercats.

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I'd like to meet:

Your mom....and Satan.

Music:

the locust/ dillinger escape plan/ cradle of filth/ the rza, the gza, old dirty bastard, inspecta deck, raekwon the chef, u-god, ghostface killa, and the method man!/ rise against/ flogging molly/ classical/ holy molar/ anything danzig has touched/ pennywise/ malefactor/ ....conjure..../ theory xy/ other stuff

Movies:

THE HOLY GRAIL, boondock saints, anything b-horror (YO, SHE-BITCH), mind fucks, movies you wish you had those 2 hours of your life back (Sleepy Hollow High), you know.....whatever......oh, yeah....PORN.

Television:

I hate tv and all it represents........

Books:

Sci-fi/fantasy, terry brooks novels, ya know.......stuff.

Heroes:

No heroes, No idols, No leaders.....Just pure inner strength.

My Blog

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NEW PICS! GO LOOK!
Posted by Orchestrated Chaos on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 10:12:00 PST

My apologies to the Meat Market...

 Well, i actually did something that i never thought i would do.I have happily removed myself from the rat race that is the single life. i asked the most beautiful girl i know to marry me, AND sh...
Posted by Orchestrated Chaos on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 08:14:00 PST

To whom it may concern...

  Well, things have been going alright lately. The issue that I took some time off for was this....I recently discovered that I have a half-brother. Now, some of you may not think this is a reaso...
Posted by Orchestrated Chaos on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 11:38:00 PST

some time off...

to whoever reads this (and cares)...i am taking some time away from this, and most other things...i have some things going on in my life right now that demand my attention. if for some reason you get ...
Posted by Orchestrated Chaos on Thu, 11 May 2006 04:30:00 PST

all i want...

all i want in life is a midget amputee.....and a lifetime supply of crayons.
Posted by Orchestrated Chaos on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 07:15:00 PST

the 100 acre forest

well, this shows how much time i have on my hands...i have a rundown of all of the characters that reside there. tigger : attention-deficit-hyperactive-disorder kanga : unwed whore of a mother ro...
Posted by Orchestrated Chaos on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:43:00 PST

sometimes the world just gets to me...

you know, sometimes i wonder too much about trivial things and it fucks with my head. take language...you say "the grass is green." that is just four made-up words that someone created to describe som...
Posted by Orchestrated Chaos on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 06:16:00 PST