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One Hour Bill

DERP!

About Me

Hi, I'm Bill and I'm pretty weird.

I was a lab manager at-uhh lenscrafters, but I stepped down. Like, I've got a major caffine addiction. I've-uhh been called a workaholic, perfectionist, stress addict, and borderline asshole which I admit I am at times. But I look at myself as a lover not a fighter, sometimes the daily grind (no pun intended) gets to me. So if I'm in one of my moods, my bark is worse than my bite.
I have no time to date chicks, but I prefer females in their late 20's to early 30's.

I've been doing lab work for over 6 years now. I consider it an important job. When people experience a prowler outside their windows what's the first thing they grab? a gun? No. they reach for their glasses. Some people think this is a job for a clerk, they actually believe any moron who attends a 2 day seminar can master the art of making perfect lenses in less than an hour. I process these lenses as if they we're my own. I operate the best generator in the county. When it comes to glasses there is a BIG difference between a +.4 and a +.45. I tell my technicians to take ownership of their errors as well as their precision work.

My Interests

PC games,books, Lab work, protective eyewear, safety training, apprentice rule, CR-39, double checking OPC's, tinting, repairing edgers, fixing things, making exceptions only once (within tolerance), off axis lenses, cleaning, oil changes, calibrating, lab coats, PD's, seg heights, special orders, prizm, cyl, polish, de-blocking, troubleshooting, optics, Poly Coater, tires, tire rotatios, lens rotations, remakes, rum and coke and taming wild machines.
Me and my posse.

I'd like to meet:

No spammers. I'm here to answer any-uhhh questions you may have about optics or glasses especially CR-39 or polycarbonate transitions lenses.

Music:

GWEN STEFANI, Kelly Clarkson, Lily Allen, Cowboy Troy, Van Halen, Scorpions, Bon Jovi, Travis Tritt, Mandy Moore, Cheap Trick, Ted Nugent, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Ozzy Osbourne, Skid Row, Boston, Ashlee Simpson, Anthrax, Kraftwerk, Michael Jackson, Fleetwood Mac, Alice Deejay, Apex twin, Public Image Limited, Audioslave, Hawkwind, The Yardbirds, Neil Young, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Tom Petty, Devo, Elvis Costello, Buffalo Springfield, Smashing Pumpkins, Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, SHAKIRA, Guns and Roses, Motley Crue, Poison, Quiet Riot, AC/DC, The Clash, Alicia Keys, Paula Abdul, Bon Jovi.
more stuff you may have not heard of:
The Lion Tamers, Navyhead, Unicorn Baby, Gates of Neverland, Young Tramps, Police Rape, Van Stone, Tres Amigos, The Pills, Rotten Skulls, Misery and Famine, Anastesia, Diesel Boy, Duraseed, Magnificent Bastards, Camera Angle, Mike Treehorn and the Ad Libs, Tom Waits, Skirge, Balance and The Checkbooks, The Buzzcocks, Can, Captain Beefheart, Compost, MC Brains, Joe Public, No Future, The Raincoats, Windjammer, Autoban, Tyrannosaurus PM, Up for Grabs, The Donalds, The Soft Boys, and Local H.

Movies:

I uhh liked Kill Bill vol 1, and Kill Bill Vol.2

Television:

DERP!

Books:

I like to read-uhhh safety manuals. An interesting tid bit: CR-39 plastic is actually a 1.359 base and made from resin. Inhalation of it's dust can cause lung cancer and brain loss. If you spill poly coating and can't contain the spill in 2 minutes we must evacuate the building and call the fire department.

Heroes:

Einstein and Danny Espitia

My Blog

spam

Dude, I've getting spammed. My buddy is right.I had to clean house a bit because the spam was out of control. I like Gwen's new album, so it's so disappointing when I get spam from her. (I'm pretty su...
Posted by One Hour Bill on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 07:48:00 PST

181 (what a night to remember)

I bowled a 148, 96 and 181 last weekend.  I had 3 consecutive strikes and a spare right after. I can't wait for the next game, I'll be sure to beat Danny and Big D.  Look...
Posted by One Hour Bill on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 10:51:00 PST

See ya

I'm leaving myspace because I spend way too much time on here and being the type A I am, that's at least an hour a week I could be doing something productive. I would like to thank all of my friends a...
Posted by One Hour Bill on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 04:54:00 PST

lithium

Contrary to popular belief no I'm not bipolar, I just have a major caffine addiction.
Posted by One Hour Bill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

caffine addiction and poly waste

In addition to stress, I've been getting off on major doses of caffine and poly waste. I drank that stuff once and it's not good.  Danny will tell you all about it.
Posted by One Hour Bill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kris, Danny and funny story

Ok Kris you left me for another store but um it's ok. Just keep labeling your liquids, and double checking your OPC's and I'm sure the lab manager will take you in like a son. Danny, Philip and N...
Posted by One Hour Bill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

$100

Just a reminder that our store is havin a $100 off sale on glasses and I recommend you-uhh come down and have me personally make your lenses.
Posted by One Hour Bill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hey

just to uh let you all know, I'm taking a few days off. YES Bill is actually NOT going to be at work. Some of you guys joke around and say that I um live there. Well I do but uhh it's not important...
Posted by One Hour Bill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

write yo ass up

more breakages by Philly. You get one more and I write you up. Philip is a good lab tech but Phil gets at least 3 breakages a month. 3?? that's unacceptable!! Even Kris only gets 2. Then Phil tell...
Posted by One Hour Bill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HAHA

Some people tell me and swear that I am a made-up character, but isn't everyone on this site? In case you didn't know I actually do exist in real life yes. I just don't really get a chance to step ou...
Posted by One Hour Bill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST