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Sarcasm [in the flesh]

departing from usual or accepted standards...

About Me

Recently decided to take all the "fluff" off my page... seriously, how many pages have you come across that you just had to add as a friend because of their cool myspace layout?

My Interests

... and you wanna know, because?

I'd like to meet:

people who won't try to fall in love with me on Myspace...
MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts

Music:

A little bit of everything,lately it's anything that's on our cd at work...

Movies:

Next Friday; The Holiday; Soul Plane; The Wedding Planner; etc,

Television:

Anything on Adult Swim...

Books:

Anything that makes me want to read the last page first (it's a weird habit I have)

Heroes:

My momma (she makes being a single mom of 3 look easy)

My Blog

Happiness?

 I've realized that I don't really know what makes me happy... all I know is what makes other people happy and I want it. Maybe that's why everyone has a hard time finding what makes them happy; ...
Posted by Sarcasm [in the flesh] on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:16:00 PST

Groupies

 I know Lloyd Banks is my numero uno friend. But please stop sending naked pictures for me to give to him, it's not that serious..... I'm just playing, I'm bored and this is what happens when I'm...
Posted by Sarcasm [in the flesh] on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:24:00 PST

Yes!!!

 I got some of my pics from the GCH concert up, they're kinda small but you get the idea.
Posted by Sarcasm [in the flesh] on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 08:41:00 PST

I'm sorry

 I'm would just like to say I'm sorry to the people that are in my Top 4, because as soon as Lloyd Banks accepts me as his friend one of you guys are getting kicked off. Love ...
Posted by Sarcasm [in the flesh] on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 07:41:00 PST

Yep...

 For some reason  I feel the need to let ya'll know what's going on inside my mind. To read more click me.
Posted by Sarcasm [in the flesh] on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 05:14:00 PST

Ulcers?

 So who knew you could get ulcers on your eyes? I didn't and I don't know anyone who's had one. Well, now you do! Yep, kiddies I have an ulcer right smack dab in the middle of my cornea. I believ...
Posted by Sarcasm [in the flesh] on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 06:19:00 PST

Imagine

 I really like this, so I thought everyone would enjoy it, too. Imagine. . . . There is a bank that credits your account each morning with $86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day. Ev...
Posted by Sarcasm [in the flesh] on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 11:05:00 PST

Just a thought...

* If you send me a friend request and I accept, shouldn't you be the first person to write a message? *Why do I automatically get every bulletin that my new Myspace friend just made, is that really n...
Posted by Sarcasm [in the flesh] on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 06:27:00 PST

10 Things...

 I'VE LEARNED ABOUT MYSELF: 1) I'm a sarcastic flirt.            To some guys it comes off as rudeness & some guys fire back. All I have to ...
Posted by Sarcasm [in the flesh] on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 03:32:00 PST

Top Friends

 Since I now have more than two friends, I'm faced with the issue of who will be my "top friends". How can I decide without offending someone or hurting someone's feelings (I know it's not that s...
Posted by Sarcasm [in the flesh] on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:18:00 PST