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Jules

Brace Yourself For Awesomeness...

About Me

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MySpace LayoutsUPDATE: Sophia was born June 21 at 10:06 pm! She weighed 7 lbs 13 oz, and is pure perfection. She doesn't look like her daddy as much as she did on her birthday...haha. She's the cutest thing I've seen yet!!!...OK, I'm pretty much a clumsy white girl working in the ghetto, with my badge as my only hope for survival...I like to fall down, although the majority of the time it's not on purpose. My all time favorite fall was at the alter during my beautiful sisters wedding. I've conquered falling off roofs, down mountains, onto numerous sidewalks, driveways and lawns, and off the "upper deck" of a bunk bed in a drunken birthday incident with my Jace. He's a pretty rad husband, and believe it or not, I think he's actually beginning to "get me." He has been a superstrong influence on both me AND our 2 babies (aka doggies) Jack and Luke. On a more serious note: I am and always have been a collector: stamps, rocks, bottle caps, booklets justifying my beliefs that the world is under the control of a global cabal of elites unified by such organizations as the Trilateral Commission, the Council on Foreign Relations, and yes, the Freemasons. We have the brattiest dog (Jack) who likes to hump your leg, but then gets scared (and pissed) when you hump him back. Luke, another little brat, who doesn't like to hump so much, was a surprise and special addition to our family. As much as Jason pretends to dislike the animal house, deep down inside, he knows he's Luke's hero and is the perfect "Daddy" to the little mini-doggies. Ummmmmmmm, what else? I was born in the month of May, making me a Gemini, and a typical one at that! I can't make a decision without driving myself insane (proof is in my hair), and don't even ask me what I had for dinner yesterday, because I definitely won't remember... Thats all...except one more thing, I no longer wear my heart on my sleeve- no need to! Thank you Jay

My Interests

A New Love for Roller Derby, music, fashion, a newfound fondness for hatred , esp now that we watch Discovery Channel and RED SOX games (or DUKE BBall depending on the time of year)...shouldn't it be weird that I married a Yankee fan? pshhh, strip clubs, taking pictures, not taking pictures at strip clubs (I heard you get in trouble for that, Salvador Dali, getting mail (*hint*), the Boston Red Sox, Boston in general, IHOP after sleepovers (or anytime really), my puppy Jack (fuck Leroy Brown, Jack's the baddest mother f*cker in this whole damn town) , Lukes nuggets just aren't as impressive, broccoli, snowboarding, kicking ass in CF, making out in the backseat of your car, quesadillas, obsessing over people's eyebrows, spotting bad plastic surgery to make myself feel better, and last but not least, ignoring people on myspace.com (muahaha)...Beautiful sister AMY...My faaaavorite Asian CJ...Carey...Patty Cake...My Daria...Shannon's a PIMP...Inspector ANGE!!!Sheryl Baby...And just a few RANDOM PHOTOS!!!

I'd like to meet:

Me, in a dark alley...

Music:

From The Cure, to Converge, to the Postal Service, to Depeche Mode, to At the Gates, to Duran Duran, to Head Automatica, to Death Cab for Cutie, to Every Time I Die, to The Smiths, to Saves the Day, to Rilo Kiley, to Bury Your Dead, to Dogs Die in Hot Cars, to The Haunted, to The Bravery, to Darden Smith, to Bouncing Souls, to Billy Idol, to Cursive, to Lamb of God, to Mazzy Star, to Cradle of Filth, to Madeleine Peyroux, to The Arcade Fire, to Thursday, to Le Tigre, to Secret Lives of the Freemasons, to Ray LaMontagne, to Bloodsimple, to early Pat Benatar, to Jimmy Eat World, to Pixies, and EVERYTHING in between...

Movies:

Star Wars is awesome, but nothing beats SPACEBALLS , Kill Bill, Wet Hot American Summer, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Requim for a Dream, Best in Show, Memento, TRANSFORMERS, A Clockwork Orange, Office Space, 16 Candles, 12 Monkeys, Pulp Fiction ("I just shot Marvin in the face"), pretty much any Bruce Willis film, Donnie Darko, House of 1000 Corpses, and way too many more...

Television:

HEROES is the best show on television! Red Sox games, Animal Planets The Most EXTREME, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, House, Americas Next Top Model (serious addiction), Follow That Food, King of Queens, DUKE Basketball, Myth Busters, and anything else on Discovery and/or TLC...

Books:

See above (Movies), Running with Scissors, The Celestine Prophecy, Girl Interrupted, The Guide to Bodily Fluids, The Lovely Bones, The DaVinci Code, How to Time Travel, WildFire, S.C.U.M. Manifesto...I need something new to read, please HELP...

Heroes:

The NJSP, 1 in particular...Oh, and this GIANT Mexican...

My Blog

My LOVE...

Can you believe that more than 1.3 million new cancer cases are expected to be diagnosed in the United States this year? Those are staggering statistics, but there is hope. Each of us can do something...
Posted by Jules on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 08:38:00 PST