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Auntie Jess

Women are like tea bags. You never know how strong they are until they get in hot water. Elenore Roo

About Me

I can undress and redress a man in total darkness in less than 20 seconds. Really, what else do you need to know?
"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm" ~Winston Churchill
"Many of life's failures are those who did not realise how close they were to success when they gave up." ~Thomas Edison

My Interests

"I am convinced the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folk are like the leaves of a tree and live and die unnoticed."
His Majesty, The Scarecrow "The Land of Oz"

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

When women go wrong, men go right after them. ~Mae West

I'd like to meet:

Any one who has an interesting history and culture. And by interesting, I mean different from mine.Your results:
You are Han Solo Han Solo 74% Princess Leia 74% Luke Skywalker 73% R2-D2 71% Padme 71% Yoda 64% Chewbacca 63% Obi-Wan Kenobi 59% Lando Calrissian 55% Boba Fett 55% Even though you've been described as
reckless, selfish and cocky, you're the
type of person others love to be around.
People like you because you're a scoundrel.
(This list displays the top 10 results out of a possible 21 characters)
Click here to take the Star Wars Personality Quiz


You're a Dragon!
Noble, regal, and highly misunderstood, you're a bit of a loner at heart. You like caves, the sky, and other vast expanses of air where you can blow off steam. You and people like you got a lot more respect in the old days, but now your type only shows up in songs about young children. They're the only people who really believe in your potential. As long as you believe in yourself, and don't breathe directly at anyone, you'll be okay. You have a strange liking for string and sealing-wax.
Take the Animal Quiz at the Blue Pyramid .

"No man is worthless who has friends."
~"It's a Wonderful Life"

Music:

Beethoven, Bond, The Calling, Benny Goodman, Glen Miller, Nat King Cole, Natashia Bedingfield, Tchaikovsky, Mozart, Kelly Clarkston, Harry Connick Jr., Bon Jovi, John Williams, James Horner, David Bowie, Cheezy 80's pop, Frank Sinatra, Igor Stavinsky, Broadway show tunes. You play it, I will probobly like it from Classical to Classic Rock, Pop to Celtic, Hard Rock to Soundtrack, Showtune to Punk, Swingin' Jazz to Alternitive. Disney songs to Country. Love the music of the WWII Generation, from swing to the crooners. Love the Old Country Irish ballads and drinking songs. Love any music that takes me on a journey. Not a big fan of rap, heavy, heavy metal, or the really whiny country songs. But I am always on the lookout for a new favorite. Show me what you got.

Movies:

Star Wars (yes, all of them) Lord of the Rings, Singin' in the Rain, Rob Roy, Top Gun, Love Actually, Bend it Like Beckam, Captain Blood, Pirates of the Carabean, Moulin Rouge, An Affair to Remember, The Shop Around the Corner, The Brotherhood of the Wolf, Imortal Beloved, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Air Force One, Witness, The Memphis Belle, The Battle of the Bulge, S.W.A.T. Die Hard, Silence of the Lambs, Underworld, Chicago, The Patriot, Gettysburg, Cape Fear, Signs, Trainspotting, Gods and Generals, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dracula 2000, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Big Fish, Fiddler on the Roof, Bed of Roses, Batman, Indiana Jones, The 1930's Tarzan Collection, Little Voice, Lawrence of Arabia, Doctor Zhivago, Key Largo, Casablanca, Sabrina, James Bond, My Fair Lady, Jack Ryan Quadruplagy. Anything with Humphrey Bogard, John Wayne, Gary Oldman, Robert Mitchum, Cary Grant, Deberah Kerr, Audrey Hepborn, James Cagney, Shirley Temple, Vin Diesel, Johnny Depp, Ralph Fiennes, Tom Hanks, Marlin Brando, James Dean, Lon Chaney Jr., Gerard Butler, Helena Bonham Carter, Edward G. Robinson, Errol Flynn or Ewan McGreggor. Smart comedies, classics, well done action, adventure, not so cheesy romance, mind twisting suspence, non-slasher horror, independent, old musicals, new musicals, classic victorian monsters, fantasy, war, history, British comedy, and swashbucklers.

Television:

CSI, Jag, History Channel,The Daily Show, My Family, AMC, TMC, BBC, Grey's Anatomy, documentory and old movie junky

Books:

Michael Shaara, Jeff Shaara, JRR Tolkein, Lloydd Alexander, Gaston Leroux, Dan Brown, James Fenmore Cooper, JK Rowling, Alexander Dumas, William Shakespeare, Patrick O'Brian, Gregory McGuire, Mark Twain, Rudyard Kipling, Francess Hodginson Bernette, Robert Morgan, Tamora Pierce, Edger Rice Burroghs, Rob White, Peggy Parish, Baroness Orczy, Boris Pasternak, L. Frank Baum, Rogor Lancelyn Green, T.S. Eliot, William B. Yeates, Bram Stoker, Mary Shelly, Robert Louis Stevenson, Johann Wyss, Johanna Spyri, Karen Cushman, Homer, Dante, Geoffrey Chaucer to name a few...

Heroes:

"We cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men living and dead who struggled here have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. It is for us, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. That from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion, that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain. That government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth." Abraham Lincoln

My Blog

The Tao of Yoda

~Do, or do not. There is no try. ~Size matters not. ~Wars do not make one great. ~Trust your feelings. ~Fear leads to anger- anger leads to hate- hate leads to suffering. ~When 900 years old you reach...
Posted by Geary on Fri, 11 May 2007 11:50:00 PST

Single again.....

BRICKSMen are from Mars,Women are from Venus.Chicks think with their brains,Man thinks with his penis.They want nothing more,Than to get in our pants.And when we don't let them,They go off on their ra...
Posted by Geary on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 05:02:00 PST

007

Saw Casino Royale on Saturday. In my opinion, it is the best James Bond yet. Some parts dragged out a bit, but that just meant more time to stare adoringly at Daniel Craig. I have not read any of the ...
Posted by Geary on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 12:06:00 PST

....blah.....*sniff*

severe sinus headaches and insomnia do not mix. Cabin fever doesn't help either.
Posted by Geary on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:23:00 PST

P.S.

Is any one nearly as excited as I am about the new James Bond? Oh James. And the new James is looking hot! Okay....I really am going to take a nap now. Only now, I will have something to dream of........
Posted by Geary on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:52:00 PST

Stupid Men......

Affore mentioned older man gave me his flu. Wasn't that sweet of him? He is so generous and giving I can hardly breath. My tonsils are the size of.....well they are pretty damn big. I'm tired and ache...
Posted by Geary on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:17:00 PST

New fella.......

So I met this guy through Mason Street and we have kind of been seeing quite a bit of each other. He is an Underwriter for Grand Valley's WGVU/ NPR program. He used to be in the Air Force (thus the at...
Posted by Geary on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:53:00 PST

New job....

Well, even though I vowed I would never again work in a factory, here I am working in a facotry. Third shift is a great shift, but starting a 12 hour shift after being up all day is a bit, shall we sa...
Posted by Geary on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 03:28:00 PST

Breakfast at Tiffany's

So I was usuing my free time to indulge in one of my favorite Audrey Hepbern movies and I couldn't help relating to the charactor a little too closely. I wonder if I am a Holly Golightly, or if I am C...
Posted by Geary on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 12:17:00 PST

Work before the Play

We took my mother to see Phantom of the Opera in K-Zoo for mothers day. Unlike the rest of my family, I have seen the show in Toronto, memorised the Origonal cast recording and read the book it was ba...
Posted by Geary on Mon, 15 May 2006 07:33:00 PST