Sheba

I live a comfortable life. love to laze around in the sun but who doesn't? I hate loud garage 'music'. Love to be scratched behind my ears, but only when I deem appropriate. and if you so much as touch my fanny I'll take a chunk outta ya!
Likes:
*tuna
*tomcats (yes plural)
*wrestling (with other cats or watching with my mom)
*NAPPING!! oh the napping!
*Cheese
Dislikes:
*feet, they stink and are always in the way.
*dogs! especially that slobbery mess that my "mom" calls my brother! ok we aren't even the same species lady! get a clue!
*the boy: he has a crappy band that thinks its good!
*Crappy bands that think they are good!
*Collars, so demeaning
*yarn!!! its everywhere and I can't play with it or I get yelled at.
*feet again cause they kick me when I play with the yarn.
*Store brand cat food! hello ever hear of a discerning palette? yeah I have one dumbass!
*Speaking of dumbasses: That computer geek friend of mom's! he liked to pet me!! if I hadn't been in heat I would have bit him!
*That plump little thing that the blonde one brings over! it makes to much noise and I can't nap.
*vacuums. which is better now cause we have hardwood floors
*hard wood floors!! they are slippery damn it!!
*having my fanny touched. perverts.
*undesired affection!! you may pet me when I say you can!! ever hear of a personal bubble!!
*plants they taste bad. and I get smacked for eating them.