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Kim

Where's my fuckin' pony?

About Me

I'm going to Hawaii this summer.

My Interests

My Squirrel, Sleeping, Morning smiles, Naps, Fondue, Wine, Keeping cool, Playing, Passing out on the couch, Long nights, Belgian Beer, My sweet Butter, Night people, My new apartment, Cooking, Dodger games, Driving other people's cars, Pear vodka, High kicks and hand claps.

I'd like to meet:

Chi-chis, poo-poo platters, and getting lei'd six times.

Music:

Stuff I can black out and dance to.

Movies:

Love Actually makes me cry every time.

Television:

Sex and the City, Law & Order, CSI, A Shot of Love, Keeping up the Kardashians.

Books:

www.allrecipes.com. It's nice to have a kitchen I can cook in again.

Heroes:

White Lightning, Blue Glider, and my transient boyfriend.

My Blog

Creepy

Do you think Ken and the Barbie Dream Pool are included in the lease?     $900 / 2br - Atwater Village guest house small but your own & private Reply to: [email protected]: 2007-...
Posted by Kim on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 05:32:00 PST

The Next Mary Lou Retton

I'm walking down a hallway with my parents and reach a door.  My mom turns to me and says, "This place is on the lake.  You like the lake."   Her tone is kind of snotty and sarcast...
Posted by Kim on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 02:31:00 PST

Its 7-11 and I am going to Kwik-e Mart

I wake up and find myself curled up in a blanket in the back seat of a SUV.  There is a girl sitting to the right of me and two guys in front.  I keep on dosing off and waking up then look o...
Posted by Kim on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:25:00 PST

Ricky and Lucy

M:  I met a lady at the seminar I was at during the week who is married to man who has worked at U... for thirty years. Father:  Oh yeah?  What's his name? M:  B... F:  I work...
Posted by Kim on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 04:19:00 PST

Soup Logged

1. Someone knocks on your door at 2 am, who do you want it to be?It better be good because either I'm in bed or just getting home and wanting to go to bed. 2. Your boss tells you he/she will give you...
Posted by Kim on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:56:00 PST

Time for an enema

I just almost fell out of chair.  This is why I love Myspace.   Subject: No Subject Body: Hello, Good looking white male here...32 190" 6'1...I can send pics...I seeking a woman woul...
Posted by Kim on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 12:32:00 PST

Good God

Good GodLike the drunken idiot I am, I lost my wallet Friday night after the company holiday party. I either left it in the cab, dropped it as I was getting my keys out of my purse and forgot to pick...
Posted by Kim on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:47:00 PST

Pussywillow

What a fun, fun, fun night......
Posted by Kim on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 05:58:00 PST

America's Next Top Model

It was rough but all the black cherry vodka sodas and potnut butter cookies helped me loosen up in front of the camera.  Here are pics of my first modeling gig.  Special props to&n...
Posted by Kim on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:55:00 PST

Gobble gobble

Here is a little something I wrote for ducktapeandrouge.com.  Happy Thanksgiving fuckers! http://www.ducttapeandrouge.com/articles/2006/11/things_were _not.html#more...
Posted by Kim on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 10:55:00 PST