SF DOOM(N)

There are some days I think that over 50% of my body consists of caffeine. There are some nights where the caffeine is replaced with a) beer b) sushi c) a combo of beer and sushi. I believe that if you ran a series of tests you would find this statement to be somewhere between 0 and 100% true.I think I spend upwards of 20% of my income on music. 100% of which I will write-off come April.Sadly, I spend less then 60% of my work week having actual work to do. 80% of this work comes as I am trying to leave for the day.I recognize 60% of the music on my Ipod, which is only 50% full. I think the shuffle function sucks 80% of the time and only really hits my current mood 15%.I always tip at least 20% even if you give me 5% service.I spend 10% of my free time trying to keep up on political goings on and current events. I find that I actually care about whats going on 40% of the time. Oddly, I spend 50% more time trying to stay afloat of how much weight Lindsey Lohan has gained or lost and which celebrity Scientologists I should now stray away from. (Why Beck? Why?)My persona consists of 20% sillyness, 15% seriousness, 10% shyness, 6% grumpiness, 6% weakness, 5% preparedness, 10% sleeplessness, and 28% boisterousness. These percentages are in flux 100% of the time.I think polls, statistics and surveys are a 100% bullshit waste of resources and energy.DID YOU KNOW?: That if you watch Jeopardy with the volume muted you will get every single question correct....